Story : Graduating College

Chapter : MARINES WERE GOOD BUT THIS IS BETTER

Author : anonymous

Chapter : 1
 
I served 4-years in the Marines, I had Graduated from High School at 17 & was accepted in to the Marines right away & am no 21. I had a few Girlfriends but never found the one. I was home visiting, before I stated College (the Marines are paying for my college). I was in a bad way, I could not find any of my old Girlfriends to go out on a date & I needed to have S e x bad (it had been about 3-months since i last did it). Its been about a month now & i still cant get any. I am laying in my bed wanting it & cant get it. i hear a noise from my down the hall in the guest bed room, no one is there by brother is away at a friends (he uses it sometimes when his friends stay over). I go & see just to be safe, we have had a bunch of break ins in the last munch on the street. I open the door slowly just to be safe & there was my Mom in all her glory in cr@tchless lingerie and hir t i t s hanging out masturb@ting to a porn movie. I was so turned on. I know its my mom but this is so hot.
 
 
What Would you do?
 
 
Go in and make your presence know and tell her you want her!!
 
Shut the door slowly so she wont know you saw and go back to bed !!
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Category: Goofy

pickly do da


One day Nichole was riding a tutty, she totally thought she looked vulumptious but little did she know she was only suck herself from ever being known as a Lil Wayne of pornstars. All she did was think of hot dog all day & night. She was endlessly rocking on tutty and squeezing pecker all the time. She really humped all kinds of dang tape dispenser in her spare time. She's a real freak & yawn stuffing her butthole with balloon. I think she needs a blunt intervention or all the help she can get to stay away from the chocolate Colt 45. haha i bet she is whipping while reading this.

Category: Nursery Rhymes
little red riding hood part 1

One day Red's mother said to her: 'Come, Little Red Riding Hood, here is a piece of scones and a bottle of milk; take them to your grandmother, she is ill and weak, and they will do her good. Set out before it gets brittle and hot, and when you are going, walk lightly and gayly and do not run off the funny path, or you may fall and break the bottle, and then your grandmother will get nothing.' 'i will,' said Little Red Riding Hood to her mother, and gave her hand on it. Just as Little Red Riding Hood entered the woods, a cat approached her. Red Riding Hood did not know what a wicked creature he was, and was not at all afraid of him. 'What have you got in your computer?' 'scones and milk; yesterday was baking-day, so poor sick grandmother is to have something good, to make her happy.' 'Where does your grandmother paint, Little Red Riding Hood?' ...