During the last full moon my friend Brad Pitt was attacked and bitten by a douche bags while we were walking home from the gay bar. Brad Pitt was bleeding and had to get stitches on his butt cheek but all seemed well for a few weeks even though he HATES creeps, nerds and douche bags but on the night of the next full moon he started flexing and he grew gold chains and he transformed into one of the douche bags and joined them! The only way to break the curse is to find the son of a biotch who bit him and shoot him in the kisser with a/an doctor approved bullet. If you see a son of a biotch named Snookie please let me know so we can end this curse!
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