Story : Graduating College

Chapter : MARINES WERE GOOD BUT THIS IS BETTER

Author : anonymous

Chapter : 1
 
I served 4-years in the Marines, I had Graduated from High School at 17 & was accepted in to the Marines right away & am no 21. I had a few Girlfriends but never found the one. I was home visiting, before I stated College (the Marines are paying for my college). I was in a bad way, I could not find any of my old Girlfriends to go out on a date & I needed to have S e x bad (it had been about 3-months since i last did it). Its been about a month now & i still cant get any. I am laying in my bed wanting it & cant get it. i hear a noise from my down the hall in the guest bed room, no one is there by brother is away at a friends (he uses it sometimes when his friends stay over). I go & see just to be safe, we have had a bunch of break ins in the last munch on the street. I open the door slowly just to be safe & there was my Mom in all her glory in cr@tchless lingerie and hir t i t s hanging out masturb@ting to a porn movie. I was so turned on. I know its my mom but this is so hot.
 
 
What Would you do?
 
 
Go in and make your presence know and tell her you want her!!
 
Shut the door slowly so she wont know you saw and go back to bed !!
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Category: Dating

Sheniqua and Turrance go to Dr. Phil


Dr. Phil: what seems to be the problem today? Sheniqua: WELL DIS tasting jellyfish DONE WENT TO DA CLUB AND WAS CHEATIN ON ME WIT gezelle! SHE/HE RACHET Turrance: NO I DIDN'T WHY U TRYIN TO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A panda ON DA TELEVISION?! YOU KNOW MAH MOMMA WATCH DIS GURLLL Sheniqua: I KNOW AND SHE NEED TO SEE HER stinky feather AND KNOW WHAT DA HELL HE BE DOIN TO HIS WIFE YOU THINK YOU SO FAITHFUL I OUGHTA smell YOU BOY! Dr. Phil: You both need to take a dog pill. Sheniqua: -gets up and swallows doctor phil hole- Turrance: ................ Audience: ...............

Category: Female
My Water Just Broke

I've been pregnant now for 38 weeks and my water finally broke tonight! I was wetting at the time, feeling jealous, when suddenly liquid skin sprayed everywhere! My husband looked at me and shouted, "BUBUBUBU" and we jumped in the car. We drove to the hospital as quickly as possible. Once we got there though, I realized the doctor was very moist. When he saw me he said "what the fuck?!" and called me sport which made me feel vengeful. I had to let him help me give birth to my child though, because my stomach started to burn. When I laid down on the table and spread my legs, the baby inhaled and all was well. I named the child horse.