Story : Graduating College

Chapter : MARINES WERE GOOD BUT THIS IS BETTER

Author : anonymous

Chapter : 1
 
I served 4-years in the Marines, I had Graduated from High School at 17 & was accepted in to the Marines right away & am no 21. I had a few Girlfriends but never found the one. I was home visiting, before I stated College (the Marines are paying for my college). I was in a bad way, I could not find any of my old Girlfriends to go out on a date & I needed to have S e x bad (it had been about 3-months since i last did it). Its been about a month now & i still cant get any. I am laying in my bed wanting it & cant get it. i hear a noise from my down the hall in the guest bed room, no one is there by brother is away at a friends (he uses it sometimes when his friends stay over). I go & see just to be safe, we have had a bunch of break ins in the last munch on the street. I open the door slowly just to be safe & there was my Mom in all her glory in cr@tchless lingerie and hir t i t s hanging out masturb@ting to a porn movie. I was so turned on. I know its my mom but this is so hot.
 
 
What Would you do?
 
 
Go in and make your presence know and tell her you want her!!
 
Shut the door slowly so she wont know you saw and go back to bed !!
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Category: Monsters

The Curse


During the last full moon my friend Brad Pitt was attacked and bitten by a douche bags while we were walking home from the gay bar. Brad Pitt was bleeding and had to get stitches on his butt cheek but all seemed well for a few weeks even though he HATES creeps, nerds and douche bags but on the night of the next full moon he started flexing and he grew gold chains and he transformed into one of the douche bags and joined them! The only way to break the curse is to find the son of a biotch who bit him and shoot him in the kisser with a/an doctor approved bullet. If you see a son of a biotch named Snookie please let me know so we can end this curse!

Category: Movies
Gary Cooper movies part 5

1. North West Kicked Carrot Salesmen 2. Seaman York 3. Catapult Of Fire 4. The Cage Of The Yankees 5. For Whom The Bell Launches 6. The Hat Of Dr. Wassell 7. Casanova Green 8. Along Stumbled Jones 9. Saratoga Vest 10. Cloak And Ray Gun 11. Variety Hunter 12. Shitty Sam 13. It's A/An Grungy Feeling 14. Slimy Force