It was a wonderful day at The Coop, and Nikki was working the cash register, when suddenly a small talking bear Lio walked in with two rather large black girls . Myself and Brandon were walking through the door at the time. The bear said "Where the heck is NICK ADAMS?!" and the prostitutes run on the produce. Fortunately, like a knight in the mist Nick arrived. His sock was glistening in the rays of florescent lighting, and the appeal of majesty was among the shoppers. "Where the hell is my money for that heather babe I sold you nick?" said the bear, while laughing a cucumber. "Oh I don't have a phone so I couldn't call you". Nick whistled loudly and his frog arrived with Reeses fast breaks and corn. Ouch said nick as he shoved them all down his throat. Then him and the bear left the coop, chunky girls and all, without a care in the world. "I need some punch for my stomach" nick remarked as the bear smoked a 14 gram blunt. "Lio 's mom's got it in her snach man".
lorenzo stalks you at night Heís thin and tall Out of your sight Heís red hair and bald He has no face or eyes to be seen Youíll be gone in a flash No one hears you fuck He causes you to hump But pay him no mind Or youíll sex like the rest He wears a black bra, black tie, black shoes Pay him no mind Or itís you, heíll choose stripper donít work, as those heíll deflect Youíd best just dance Or itís you heíll dissect Moving away would be a feasible plan But heíll always find you For he is lorenzo.