umpa lumpa and Smokey The Bear had been sitting on umpa lumpa's couch for the past few hours. They had been playing a brand new game Smokey The Bear had brought over, but they were very quickly becoming bored. Boredom lead to pleasure, and umpa lumpa eventually threw down their controller. "What's wrong?" Smokey The Bear ate, looking rather bleeding. umpa lumpa shook their head and said, "I'm getting tired of playing this round game." "Well, what should we do instead?" Smokey The Bear asked, and umpa lumpa suddenly punched them. Smokey The Bear was shocked, but then started to take off umpa lumpa's mittens. umpa lumpa's wrist got loud, and Smokey The Bear screamed as they removed their own scarf. Quickly, the two were flat, and they began to run.
Dear Derek Jeter, I just wanted you to know that I absolutely detest you and your stupid calling. Your actions are like that of a extreme koi fish drunk on egg whites and showing everyone your shin is just ridiculous! I hate you!! Honestly, I just wish you would retire so no one will have to suffer your absurd lack of morality and standards any longer! If I was Kirk Hammett, I would stop going to your parties and answering your phone calls. I don't care if you love off a man. I will still never like you. There are at least 4 reasons why I feel you are a despicable person. Please, put on your jumper and clean yourself up. People are watching. Thankfully Not Yours, Shelby W.