The night was hott and steamy. Luckily, my blind date showed up right on time - he looked like a Bloody Heart and smelled like a Celeste. Things went Screwing for a while, but then it started getting Horrible . Four minutes in, he started picking at his Vagina and asking if I wanted to Chew it. I, of course, was Kajanked, because that is my favorite activity! Towards the end of the date he Fucked off my Thong. He was like a wild Gazelle . Overall, I felt the date went very Horribly and after at least Twelve more dates, we might finally Shit together in bed!
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