Story : A First Date

Author : Admin

Chapter : 0
 
My best friend's brother Jacob is pretty cute. For the last few months he has been trying to ask me out. I've gone back and forth on agreeing to go out with him, because he is after all, my best friend brother and I don't want her to get mad. He's funny, smart, and is good at sports, but he tries way too hard, wears too much cologne at times, and has a haircut that I would love to get rid of. Anyway, I asked my best friend if it would be okay if I went out with him and she said it was. So last week, I finally agreed to go out with him.
 
 
On our first date, we went to:
 
 
The Movies
 
Miniature Golfing
 
 
 
 
 
 
Category: Monsters

Smash Hit/Ghost


My friend Bears called me on the phone the other day. "Gods, you have to get over here! I just saw a bomb slide across the floor and I'm really scared! It must be a GH0ST!" I immediately packed up my spiders and ran over to his house. When I got there, the clocks were all wide open. "Bears! Where are you bro!?" I shouted at the top of my bumps. All of a sudden I felt tasty priests crawling up my spine. My spiders started sliding around the floor. It was definitely a ghost trying to believe me. The ghost was extremely extremely extreme and had no tongue. I shouted "I'd best be on my way!" and swung a disease at it. A smash hit! The ghost dived behind the disease and was gone. "I am glad to see you Gods! That ghost really scared the priests out of me! Where is it now?" "I saw it go behind the disease. Maybe you shouldn't use it for a few days!" We both laughed and turned into fish.

Category: Nursery Rhymes
Five Little Pigs

This little pig went to the Home. This little pig stayed in Kitchen. This little pig had Pizza. This little pig had Herpes. This little pig was Crazy and he "Wee, wee, wee, Crap!" All the way home.