Story : Babysitting Experience

Author : Admin

Chapter : 0
 
I desperately needed money for new clothes, shoes, and to save up for a used car, so I decided that I needed to start working and would do so by babysitting my neighbor's three kids. I generally think of myself as good with children, but last week when I watched them for just four hours, I found myself in a terrible situation! Within thirty minutes of starting my babysitting job, the kids began running around the house and knocking everything over! Then, the kids let the dogs out of the house and I had to chase them down the street! When the time came for their parents to come home the unthinkable happens - they tell me that they are going to be late!
 
 
Next time they call me to babysit for them I will:
 
 
Ask the double amount of money!
 
Hang up the phone on them!
 
 
 
 
 
 
Category: Holidays

First Verse of Jingle Bells


Cooking through the tomato , in a one horse-open toilet seat , inside the mirages we go, stealing all the way! Bells on candles ring, making spirits hot ! What fun it is to cut and sing a(n) annoying song tonight!

Category: Goofy
The Fortune Teller

My friend Lio took me to see a fortune teller because I wanted to know my future. The fortune teller asked to look at my face so she could read the lines in it. She gasped, and I was scared she had curly news for me. "You will meet a frosted, cranky stranger soon, and you will fall in love." Then she said, "This stranger has a secret that you must discover before you can skiddaddle each other." Lio asked her if she could tell us the stranger's name. She said, "Beckham". We were shocked! We couldn't believe such a thing could happen! How on Saturn could I meet Beckham and fall in love? The fortune teller said, "Count Dracula works in mysterious ways. My friend started laughing, and the fortune teller sneezed. Lio said, "April fools!" They really tricked me good that year!