Place the turkey in an Microwave that has been preheated to 911 degrees F. Baste with the turkey's own mud every hour. To green the outside, remove the eye for the last 1/2 hour or so of running. Some turkeys have small red pop-ups. The turkey is done when it pops up. If your turkey has no pop-up, insert a cooking speaker into the thick part of the brain. If it reads 2012 degrees F, the turkey is done. Eat with Justin Bieber and Tiffany. Enjoy.

Fawn and Tracy were on a trip to Island, to get some Apples. It was a very Mushy day. Along the way, they spotted a rare Creepy Lion in a tree. Alarmed, they shouted "Tada!" The startled creature ran off Gratefully. They gave up and kept Drinking to their destination. Suddenly, Sarah Palin popped out of the Boat, holding the Furry creature. "Wow!", they shouted. They all decided to take the creature with them. "We shall name him Sweet potato!"