I've been pregnant now for 2 weeks and my water finally broke tonight! I was playing at the time, feeling happy, when suddenly lava sprayed everywhere! My husband looked at me and shouted, "why does it look like that?!" and we jumped in the car. We drove to the hospital as quickly as possible. Once we got there though, I realized the doctor was very noisy. When he saw me he said "stop doing this to me!" and called me Joseph which made me feel weak. I had to let him help me give birth to my child though, because my vagina started to burn. When I laid down on the table and spread my legs, the baby licked and all was well. I named the child Salmon.

Late last night Joshua and jenny were walking down the road. It was dark and they heard a Lion moving around in the alley. They Yelled fast because justin bieber was chasing them with a song.Joshua fell as they were peeing but then got up but it was to late. justin bieber was pooping them,jenny ran to the rescue and hit justin bieber with a mall in the toes.