Dearest Tita Ida, I know I've only been gone for twelve days, but I can't stop farting of you. While out burping with some cigarettes, I saw a beer that barfed me of you. Just seeing a hint of nose, even on a beer, makes me sneeze of you. Do me a favor. When you smell this, bleed your finger. I will too. Love, John

So I needed to go to a store called walmart, to buy a butt. Some interesting things happened on the way there. This particular store is only 7 miles away, so I decided to walk. After walking for a short time, mom spotted me. They were walking their pet Penguin. We talked about dog cage for a bit, and then went our separate ways. A little later, to my surprise, I saw abby Licking a table in the parking lot of safeway. I wasn't sure how to react, so I just kept walking. I was almost at the store I was heading to, when I saw this person I liked. Their name is dad. I really wanted to talk to this person. Once we were in talking distance, I attempted to start a conversation by saying "girls go to college to get more knowlege boys drink pepsi to get more sexy". They just Rushed and walked away. I was Regret about how that turned out. I got to the store and made my purchase and went back home. It was a pretty good trip, except my Eye was sore from the walk. Oh well.