It was our first date. I felt angry toward my man because he bought me computer. It was a very pretty gesture, but i knew he meant well. We got into his truck and went to school. I was so surprised, what a big man! I painted him on the face and walked away, but he stopped me. He said he was sleepy so we got back in his truck. This time he took me to seashore! This was very exciting. We painted all night and we even saw a book. I really liked this guy. seven hours later, he took me home. We stood outside my door and he put his hand on my eye. He gave me the smallest kiss ever! yo!!! i cried, and never saw him again

On a summer day, me and my friend Thor Olav, decided we would plan a trip for the weekend at his parent cottage. As we made out the invites, we decided that we were going to invite Jon Bjarte because they call him/her spaghetti weener. Then we decided to invite Anders because his/her parents have the biggest testicles. We really didnt want to invite Lars because he/she has the worst superjuicy throatfucks. Last but not least we invited Gaute because he/she was the tits and gave all the guys the best blowjobs. When we arrived, spaghetti weener yelled FUCK MY BELLY HOLE UNTIL IT BURSTS!!!!! Is that Super Mario? Turns out he was right Super Mario was sleeping in our cottage with jizz in his/her hand! We couldnt believe what we were seeing. Lets just say it was a poopbursting weekend. Sincerly Einar