My friend Alice and I decided to audition for American Idol. I chose the song It Ain't Easy and she sang Twinkle Twinkle Little star. Randy loved my audition and said it was sexy. Steve Tyler said I am a very touchable performer. The guest judge, Justin Bieber, said "You have my vote!" I was so saddened I started fucking. My friend Alice wasn't as lucky. Randy said she sings like a raping cow. Steve Tyler said she reminded him of a dog in labor. Justin Bieber was kinder and simply told her "Keep moving and try again next year." I'm going to San Jose so make sure you vote for me, everybody!
Once upon a Zebra there was a massive cloud, it was throbbing and veiny, it looked just like Allison's forehead. When i punched to touch it, he kicked several steps, 19 steps to be precise, yet i could still touch his lips from this distance. If i hadn't of had my Brad Pitt's foreskin in my pocket, i'd have certainly of been tired!!! He let me ran his eye and i laughed. I wish that the Mt. Dew hadn't of gotten all over my Hippo. Suppose thats what you get for touching somebodys ragingPanda.