Story : Something about Facebook

Author : Admin

Chapter : 0
 
I have a love-hate relationship with Facebook. I could spend hours checking out my friend's profiles and photos. However, sometimes I wish I could disappear and not have my friends post pictures of me up, exposing me to the world! My mom and grandma became my friend, which I thought was strange. Then, the ultimate thing happened last week. My Ex asked me to be friends!
 
 
Should I accept or ignore my ex?
 
 
Accept
 
Ignore
 
 
 
 
 
 
Category: Romance

The Perfect Man


One day I was playing when I saw a shrimp! And then I looked over, and rubbed the most rad vest. He was French! It made me cut. I knew that I couldn't lick when he was sparkling. This made me angry. I started to leak ! No one had ever made me fry before. When I looked into his tongue, I saw forks. That was when I screamed, "It's so fluffay"

Category: History
Quoting Tolkien X

7 Rings for the Elven-flying narwhals under the rock, 5for the Dwarf-ball gags in halls of prostitute, 10 for infected Men, doomed to orgasm, One for the Dark Lord on his so super sparkly throne In the Land of Juliet's Strip Club where the kittehlols lie. One abortion to rule them all, One abortion to find them, One abortion to bring them all and in the gayness bind them. In the Land of Juliet's Strip Club where the kittehlols lie.