Once upon a time, there was a hard boy. His name was tess. tess had a dog named shrimp. This dog couldn't stop tasting poops. What was weird about the poops is that it looked a lot like BEANS. Day after day, shrimp kept tasting the strange poops and its head would just keep increasing in size. Eventually, the dog died and a gynocologyst volunteered to operate on its brain. "gotcha!" screamed the doctor when he saw the dog's massive brain. "There are testicles on every square inch of this brain! We need someone more specialized in dealing with this!" So they called in jesus christ. jesus christ walks in a few minutes later wearing only a mitten and holding a one hair. jesus christ's nipple was really extremely huge and it made tess uncomfortable. fart... pig... This is going to be a messy surgery.
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