| reegan -- 5/14/08 (from: Get Advice! ) | | Welcome to my advice board! My name is clown-face . This is a place for teens to share their personal problems with me, and I will do my best to answer them! clown-face : What can I do for you? maximum : Well me and my girl -friend have been dating for 2 days and she keeps picking fights with me for no reason, what should I do? clown-face : Have you two talked about this? maximum : hardly , I'm too hyper to. she 's always throughing stuff at me. clown-face : what kind of stuff does she through at you? maximum : well she once threw a(n) house at me, and last night she got so gay and threw makeup remover kits in my hair. clown-face : hmm I see. I suggest you sit down together and p00p this through. Be nude to eachother, that's all I can really say! maximum : Thankyou so much, I'll try that. clown-face : NEXT PERSON PLEASE.... priest martin : who!!!! ! clown-face : Welcome... priest martin : Well see, my grand dad and mom just divorced. I'm happy because I have to live in 177 different places now, and I'll miss my polar bear . I'm so depressed. clown-face : Who do you like living with more..and why? priest martin : hmm..I guess my grand dad ..because he has a pool in the closet which is cool. Plus he 's stupider ! I feel sick for my mom though clown-face : Don't feel sick , you have the right to choose whoever you want. Many boat riders get divorced, it's something you'll just have to get used to my biatch ! priest martin : shiiiit!!!!!!! ! Thanks for your help. I feel much dumber now. clown-face : ..Until next time, thank you for joining us! |
| malory melville -- 5/14/08 (from: Best Movies of the Year! ) | | 1.) There's a pickle in my soup { Starring pickly who plays the pickle } 2.) Where the pickle pickle roams {Starring pickley pick and pickler who eventually turn into african pickles } 3.) Why Barbies are pickly {Starring pickleberry who plays the pickle who escapes from the evil pickle } 4.) Final escape from pickle town { Starring Paris Hilton who plays a(n) pickler 's wife that gets stuck under a pickle } 5.) Lets pickle - pickle Tea with my pickle {Starring pickle-poo who plays a greedy pickle who steals pickles to feed his hungry pickle } 6.) Looks like a(n) pickle , lets eat it! {Starring pickle-pickle and pickly pickle who play as two lovers} 7.) Who the pickle ate my pickle pickle ? {Starring Mel Gibson and pickle who play as two green pickles who follow a millionare couple to pickle palace } 8.) Number pickle going on pickle {Starring pickle-boo who plays an old pickle who turns everyone pickle see's into spicy pickles 9.) Stolen long pickles and the lonely pickle { Starring Kevin Bacon who plays a mentally retarted pickle-boy who tries to keep his pickles away from the psychotic naked pickles } 10.) pickle of the pickle parade { Starring pickle-hound who plays a teenage outcast looking for broken pickles - Based on a true story} |
| Meximan -- 5/14/08 (from: Weird Family... ) | | Once upon a time... There was a Boy named Jared . They had a mom named George . And a dad named Patty . Jared 's dad was a very beastly man. He loved to scream out SMELLS LIKE ASS ! at random people. However, Jared 's mom was a gay Wade . She liked to eat gopher food. If you don't believe me... ask Jared for yourself. On another note. Have a emotional day~ Yes I know that was weird... |
| O-dog -- 5/14/08 (from: The Questioning Child ) | | one day, a little special kid asked his mother, Mommy, what does bastard mean? and his mother replies, a bastard is a Stunt Devil . Then the boy asked, Mommy, what does F**king mean? and the mother replies It means Tooted . You know, like kick a rabbit . Then, the boy asked his very munched mother, Mommy, what does seducing mean? and his mother replies it means to red card . Then one day the McDonalds came to the door and the kid answered. Why hello, Taco Bell Bastard! Daddy's in the bedroom seducing my sister, and mommy's in the kitchen, f**king the Rabbit ! |
| lance -- 5/14/08 (from: The Questioning Child ) | | one day, a little big kid asked his mother, Mommy, what does bastard mean? and his mother replies, a bastard is a student . Then the boy asked, Mommy, what does F**king mean? and the mother replies It means run . You know, like swim a pig . Then, the boy asked his very crazy mother, Mommy, what does seducing mean? and his mother replies it means to timeout . Then one day the student came to the door and the kid answered. Why hello, student Bastard! Daddy's in the bedroom seducing my sister, and mommy's in the kitchen, f**king the pig ! |
| angel -- 5/13/08 (from: The Questioning Child ) | | one day, a little big kid asked his mother, Mommy, what does bastard mean? and his mother replies, a bastard is a nurse . Then the boy asked, Mommy, what does F**king mean? and the mother replies It means kissed . You know, like kiss a duck . Then, the boy asked his very hairy mother, Mommy, what does seducing mean? and his mother replies it means to time out . Then one day the nurse came to the door and the kid answered. Why hello, nurse Bastard! Daddy's in the bedroom seducing my sister, and mommy's in the kitchen, f**king the duck ! |
| Mandy -- 5/13/08 (from: Get Together ) | | It was Thanksgivin' and all the Spamusers washavin' dinner together. Mr. Clavicol and Ms. Ghugh was 'untin' the food wile Tatyana and famity was 'ot decoratin' the bathroom . The knees-up would begin in 45 'ours and nuffink was done yet, guv! The chicken was jet black and 'ailor 'adn't even arrived yet (s/he was probably out runnin' ). Slowly but pink everyone arrived. The room was full of talkin' and walkin' . Cor blimey guv, would I lie to you. It came time for everyone ter say wot they wasthankful for. yaterosler was thankful for Beatrice , Ms. Ghugh was thankful for chairs , and famity was thankful for pretty 'ouses . At about 3:43 everyone started ter 'op 'ome. Everyone was very tired, but they all 'ad a(n) junkey time. Cor blimey guv, would I lie to you. |
| Lynn -- 5/13/08 (from: Messed-Up Fairytale ) | | One day in a land far far away, further than Tinsel Town , there lived a girl named Lesley . Lesley was very Hairy and Soft and every man in the kingdom wanted her. Even Tommy thought of getting into her Socks . One day, after drinking rather heavily for 7 hours straight, Tommy Ran over to Lesley 's house and said to her ! Lesley you are so Orange ! I'd love to take you to Home and kiss you on the Finger and then you would be mine Forever. Well Lesley thought that this was Long , He was pretty Short and had a nice Blackberry , So she agreed. Little did he know Lesley had a secret. So off they went to Home and he did kiss her on the Finger and she was his forever. well that kiss led one thing to another and soon they took of their Shirt and their Skirt . ! ! Tommy shouted! Lesley had a Arm where her Leg should be. But it was to late she was his forever. The End The moral of the story is don't count your Phones before they Picked . |
| mrstiscic -- 5/13/08 (from: Michael, Row The Boat Ashore ) | | Jaylene , row the roller coaster ashore, FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! Jaylene , row the roller coaster ashore, FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! Sister, help to trim the wigs , FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! Sister, help to trim the wigs , FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! River Jordan's deep and wide, FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! urine and potato chips on the other side, FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! River Jordan's chilly and cold, FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! Chills the anus , but warms the soul, FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! |
| mrstiscic -- 5/13/08 (from: TV Listings 3 ) | | TV Listings for Saturday : HeeHaw Network: 8:00 - yell It Till The Sun Goes Down! *** 9:00 - My cousins Are hammering Together! *** 10:00 - How To Sing doo-doo brown grass Music - An I-Can-Do-It Special HeadBangers Network: 8:00 - Interview With HeavyMetal Icon Barney Gumbel *** 9:00 - Bang Your nose Till It Hurts! *** 10:00 - Top 69 HeavyMetal Videos Of All Time Family Network: 8:00 - grandpa George drives With brother Ted *** 9:00 - What bees Will Do For A Laugh *** 10:00 - Don't stare The Cradle EIN (Eat-It Network): 8:00 - The Kumquat - A drunk Fruit *** 9:00 - touching Mushrooms & annoying Mushrooms - How To Tell The Difference *** 10:00 - How To Make Australian liver - Strudel SensationTV: 8:00 - When light bulbs Attack!! *** 9:00 - The Wild sugar packets of Starbucks *** 10:00 - World's fastest actor Videos BTV (British Television): 8:00 - Queen Elizabeth's happiest Moments! *** 9:00 - Monty Python's flying camera *** 10:00 - How To peel On The Wrong Side Of The Road FTV (Freak Television): 8:00 - I Was wanted By Aliens! *** 9:00 - Elvis Lives In My shoe *** 10:00 - I Was A Teenage water tower FIX-IT Network: 8:00 - Plaster Your Home With donkeys *** 9:00 - 6767 Other Things To Do With A Vacuum *** 10:00 - How To Make A Toilet Seat Out Of aluminum , vinyl , & corn syrup |
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