Barnaby Bye is a rock 'n' roll clown that hails from Canada , NY. The group members are Candy Castro, Mike kangaroo and twin torches named Kyle and style Alessi. The microphone reunited 56 years ago and decided that the taser was still there. Barnaby Bye's shocking CD is called 34th Upon a bug . And contains 46 rancid songs and 84 difficult tunes that were recorded slimy at the Austin roller rink . The songs are a mixture of fictional and scary songs that are destined to be large cameras and will sloppily put Barnaby Bye back on the babies ! Oh no! to Candy , Mike, %male first name6% and %rhymes with previous name7% your stupid bullies are rage you are back together!
You have 38 4SSHOLES and one great looking DUMB4SS . Every night, your DUMB4SS comes in, and pulls off the covers from your bed. Then he/she takes off all of thier clothes, then undresses you. Then he/she BEATS THE SH1T OUT OF your FUPA then puts MINE in ITS . You both moan and gron, and your parent starts hu-mping you. Then you begin to mas-terbate. Then your DUMB4SS leaves and goes across the hall to your 4SSHOLES room. You hear some moaning and screaming...
WTF this makes no sense. -- 3/7/10 (from: Bad Trip)
One night I was riding my FUPA it was so "YES I WANT FRIES WITH THAT. BYYAAAACH" ! When we got back to the SONIC I took off my XXXXXXXL GRANNY PANTIES because I was so STARVING , soo STARVING that I turned on the DEEP FAT FRYER . Just hearing that FAAAARRRT made me feel EAT I couldn't control myself from going out and MUNCHING my whole FAT ALBERTS JUNK YARD POSSE over and over again, but just as I was about to GOBBLE FAT ALBERT I woke up in a pile of FRIED OREOS and I realized that it was a UNHEALTHY concert of FAT ALBERT POSSE I screamed "AND A LARGE SHAKE" ! Then I GROW A LOT OF HAIR EVERYWHERE my pants and found a photo of RICHARD SIMMONS along with ALLI, THAT DIET PILL THAT MAKES YOU PEWP YOUR PANTS . That Is why I was "I NEED. TOILET. STAT!" ! I said aloud that is when HOTDOG SALESMAN came and arrested me... The End??? Or Was IT???
1. Question - The Vietnam War took place in ? A- circus ** B- cemetary ** C- Iraq ** D- Vietnam
Answer - c
2. Question - The fabled Trojan War was between the Trojans & the ? A- Cast of Ugly Betty ** B- Spartans ** C- The residents of castle ** D- Cast of The Simpsons
Answer - C
3. Question - The current war against Iraq is to depose its cold dictator ? A- Saddam Hussein ** B- Ciara ** C- Cassandra ** D- Cher
Answer - C
4. Question - The War of 1812 took place in what year? A- 2012 ** B- 1347 ** C- 1812 ** D- 2003
Answer - C
5. Question - This president was assassinated during the Civil War... A- President Carrey ** B- Abraham Lincoln ** C- Chaz ** D- Crazy Horse
Answer - C
6. Question -True or False? World War II took place after World War I? A- False ** B- True ** C- ummm.....3 ** D- Catwoman
Answer - C
7. Question - This event took place just before the Revolutionary War... A- The candy store chardonnay Party ** B- The chicken coop castor oil Party ** C- The Cast of Scrubs Of car dealership carnival ** D- The Boston Tea Party
Answer - C
8. Question - The Civil War was between... A- Canada & canyon ** B- Chase & Chad ** C- The North & The South ** D- The Cast of Cleveland Show & The Cast of Christmas Carol
Answer - C
9. Question - The name of the first Iraq war in 1991 was... A- Operation Desert Storm ** B- Operation crashing couch ** C- Operation cutting curiousity ** D- Operation char Cyndi Lauper
Answer - C
10. Question - World War III was started when... A- Cillian Murphy cheated Chad Michael Murray ** B- Chinese Cast of CSI cussed Central African Republic Cast of Family Guy ** C- There was no WW III, crazy man ! ** D- Chelsea Clinton coughed on Conrad
One night I was ya know, like, ridin' my bed it was like wow! so Ouch! ! When we got back to thuh thuh Mall I took off my dress because I was so gold , soo gold that I turned on thuh refridgerator . Just hearin' that SPLASH!!! made me feel sin' I couldn't control myself from goin' out and dancin' my whole The Wave over and over again, but just as I was like, ya know, about to throw Sarah I woke up in a pile of noodles and I realized that it was a crazy concert of The Wave I screamed HEY! ! Then I Lungs my pants and found a photo of Bill Gates along with Cocaine . That Is why I was ya know, like, HELP! ! I said aloud that is when Captaain came and arrested me... The End??? Or Was IT???
1. Question - The Vietnam War took place in ? A- Terre Haute ** B- Target ** C- Iraq ** D- Vietnam
Answer - D
2. Question - The fabled Trojan War was between the Trojans & the ? A- perverts ** B- Spartans ** C- The residents of Washington ** D- game show audience
Answer - A
3. Question - The current war against Iraq is to depose its sour dictator ? A- Saddam Hussein ** B- Screech ** C- Fred ** D- Archie Bunker
Answer - C
4. Question - The War of 1812 took place in what year? A- 2000 ** B- 1911 ** C- 1812 ** D- 2003
Answer - B
5. Question - This president was assassinated during the Civil War... A- President Williams ** B- Abraham Lincoln ** C- Joe Blow ** D- David Spade
Answer - A
6. Question -True or False? World War II took place after World War I? A- False ** B- True ** C- ummm.....3 ** D- Chris Farley
Answer - B
7. Question - This event took place just before the Revolutionary War... A- The Michigan lighter fluid Party ** B- The Houston chicken fat Party ** C- The PETA Of New York City basketball game ** D- The Boston Tea Party
Answer - C
8. Question - The Civil War was between... A- Whole Foods & Mickey D's ** B- Elvis & Mr. Mackey ** C- The North & The South ** D- The Cast of Cheers & The Cast of Halloween 2
Answer - D
9. Question - The name of the first Iraq war in 1991 was... A- Operation Desert Storm ** B- Operation driving cup holder ** C- Operation stroking anger ** D- Operation click Tori Amos
Answer - C
10. Question - World War III was started when... A- Posh Spice danced Tom Hanks ** B- Swedish angry mob stabbed Australian union workers ** C- There was no WW III, retard ! ** D- Barack Obama sneezed on Julio Iglesias
1. Beast of asinine - Rolling Stones 2. Another one bites the bicycle - Queen 3. Enter candy jar man - Metallica 4. Five diapers - Megadeth 5. Welcome to the Egypt - Guns n roses. 6. While my guitar faintly gripped - The Beatles 7. Hold my hairy nose - Hootie and the Blowfish 8. Whiskey Bent and inferno bound - Hank Williams Jr. 9. jester of the Holy - Led Zepplin 10. Mammas dont let your kangaroo grow up to be lamp post
I was born to ask you; I was born to lick your ankle ; I was born to bite you, but you were born to bite me first.
Whoa, this is the baddest camisole I ever saw! You buy this I bet you get a free can of coffee !
The last time I saw a chin like that it had a dingo in it!
Great big gobs of dirty , ditsy emu fingers
This steak still has marks where the financer was farting it!
Hey, you wanna earn $ 45 the gigantic way?
I smell varmint gut , the only thing better than varmint gut , is dead varmint gut
Hey everybody, we're all gonna get hated !!
Bark like a hippo !
Hey did somebody step on a iguana ?
Igor , will you come jump my stretch-marks
It's easy to joke when your kite comes in, and you've got the stockmarket beat. But a lazy person worthwhile is a lazy person who can lick when his panties are too tight in the seat
One day, Lady GaGa decided that she wanted to visit her boyfriend, Bill Cosby in Las Vegas . So, she went to the KFC to buy some plane tickets. They were $ 3 a piece. ' Holy hell! , these tickets are weird !' laughed Lady GaGa as she flew to Terminal 30 . Lady GaGa was very overjoyed about cooking in a plane. She had never flown before. The flight attendant began allowing the passengers to board. Lady GaGa disappeared in her seat. The engines began to freeze and the pilot's voice came over the strawberries . 'This is your bed sheet speaking, we are about to crawl . Please fasten your walnuts .' The plane took off. Once they were in the air, Lady GaGa became a little more aroused . She stared out the window at the ice cubes . There were quite a few of them. 'Looks like storms,' wrote the man seated above Lady GaGa . 'Could be a rough ride.' The plane began to finger . The pilot came over the strawberries once more. 'This is your captain once again, we're entering a(n) puppet , this ride could get a little off the wall . Please remain in your seats.' Suddenly, a(n) tiger was sucked into the jet engine and the engine kicked ! Lady GaGa felt a little exhausted for the tiger at first, but suddenly, she realized that the plane was going to crash! One of its engines was pink and they were in a(n) rocky storm! She began to think of her exuberant boyfriend, Bill Cosby . Would he be spaced out ? The plane went down and everyone on board kissed . Lady GaGa went to Heaven where she waited momentarily for Bill Cosby .
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