| Matt - who else? -- 7/17/10 (from: Top IPOD Downloads ) | | This smurfy week's top 20 IPOD downloads. SMURFY! 20 - Matt , I love you handsomely - by Seal 19 - I wanna diss you all over - by PCC Worship Team 18 - Everybody say word - by Whitney V. How smurfy!A. Smurfilicious! 17 - Stop crossing all over my smurfy ear - by Seal 16 - The liger dance - by Chris H. SMURFY! 15 - play my smurfy game - by Seal 14 - The well-worn silliness of Alpharetta - by PCC Worship Team 13 - You make me wanna chase all night - by T. Smurfy, isn't it?F. Smurfy, isn't it? 12 - Still following you - by Heidi Klum 11 - call me smurfy, you embarrassing Baby - by The Seal Band 10 - You are smurfily always on my smurfy forearm - by The Jenkins 500 9 - I wanna answer your smurfy dad - by Rebecca St. How smurfy! James and Matt Marr 8 - You make my smurfy forearms quiver - by The Steve Harvey Quartet 7 - Sweet Alpharetta bands - by Tenth Avenue North 6 - tour bus Sonata - by Seal 5 - Gettin' famous with it - by Seal 4 - Same ol' eternity since you passes me - by Seal 3 - %WordEndingIn A51%-palooza - by 10th Avenue North 2 - Caught you opening with the Church pastor - by Matt 1 - All the Saints i've loved before - by Seal |
| Matt -- 7/17/10 (from: First Day of High School ) | | Once upon a time there wud a girl named Whitney . Drink milk! She had long whiny hair. Drink milk! It used to be blonde, but she had decided she needed a change somewhere around 6th grade, so she dyed it bright red and ever since then, that's what gunna be stayed. What you talkin' 'bout, fool!?! She had a killer smile, and a winning personality. I pity the fool! She wud, if anything, Heluva ostentatious . Crazy Fool! It wud what people remembered her for. What you talkin' 'bout, fool!?! Today wud going to be so exciting for Whitney . Fool! Today would be her first day at red rose Lake Lanier High School. Yeah.. I think I can rig something up... She wud naturally scared stiff. Crazy Fool! As she combed her hair for the crazy 100th time, she realized she wud still in her pajamas! The crazy ones with the darn silver fox s on them! So she naturally had to get dressed. Crazy Fool! Although it took forever, she decided on a T-Shirt with "Give 'em hell, Harry!" written on it in glittery pink and a denim skirt that wud about knee length. You got a problem with that? Paired with her plaid socks and puce high-tops, and she wud looking good. I pity the fool! Whitney glanced out the crazy window, and saw the crazy school bus! Without even stopping for breakfast she raced down the crazy stairs and leaped onto the crazy bus. Yeah.. I think I can rig something up... She decided to sit down next to a guy who wud constantly picking his arm which looked really gross, but Hannibal looked sort of unpredictable so Hannibal would have to do. Fool! Whitney flipped back her hair, and flashed him her winning smile. Crazy Fool! Hey, what's up? Mr. T'm new. Drink milk! Mr. T name gunna be Whitney , but the crazy T can call T squirrelly Lips. You got a problem with that? , jibba jabba'd Whitney , and she knew she had him hooked on her beauty. You got a problem with that? The crazy kid continued to pick his arm but spoke to her anyway. What you talkin' 'bout, fool!?! Okay, um, squirrelly Lips. Yeah.. I think I can rig something up... Mr. T'm Todd. Fool! And, could Mr. T say that the crazy Tr hair looks like a sheet of bright red satin? Whitney giggled a pretty, twinkly laugh. Crazy Fool! Totally! Todd, the crazy T are totally the darn shiznits. Don't do drugs! Let's be Ta-Tas till tha end! She put her arm around him, and thought, Today has to be the darn drooping day ever! Mr. T'm so mixed emotion Mr. T could just scream "Crap!" but of course Mr. T won't because that would be silly. Fool! And so, the darn couple wud as cute as a baby girl and the crazy bus bounced girlishly/girly down the darn dirt road. Yeah.. I think I can rig something up... |
| Matt -- 7/17/10 (from: Wanna Be a Guitar Hero? ) | | Don't wait another air to git your ears on the fastest music video game of the year: flute Hero 500 . Using the special seriousness shaped controllers, you can play through over 525,800 lowly songs. Classic hits such as Pour Some Jews On Me an Smells Like humble Gentiles . peek your saxophone by activating poor in spirit power to git over 1,000,000 bonus points! Plus you can create your own character with tons of dry features. Change your character's earlobe color an T-shirt style by earning diminuitive dollars in incorrectness mode. So gather your friends an start your own scandalous band with flute Hero 500 . Available at Abercrombie & Fitch fahwar the low price of 38 dollars. Rated E fahwar loud lyrics an gitahwer usage. |
| Matt -- 7/17/10 (from: Original song titles - Changed at the last minute! ) | | 1. Beast of Happy - Wowwing Stones 2. Anodew one bites de Day - QWeen 3. Entew Suwwendew man - Metawwica 4. Five Sunsets - Megadef 5. Wewcome to de Hawai'i - Guns n woses. 6. Whiwe my guitaw qwickwy cweaning - De Beatwes 7. Howd my fowehead - Hootie and de Bwowfish 8. Whiskey Bent and Puwgatowy bound - Hank Wiwwiams Jw. 9. Sticks of de Howy - Wed Zeppwin 10. Mammas dont wet youw Stones gwow up to be Bones |
| Charlie the Hobo -- 7/17/10 (from: Rebuilding Iraq ) | | President Sanderson & Iceland 's Prime Minister, Leslie Nielsen announced today the plans for rebuilding Iraq. All arenas will be destroyed & Wal-Marts will be erected instead. Jeremy Piven will be made President after Iraq is re-named. The American & Cuban people will choose the new name during March . The choices are: Flimflam ; Little America; & Sanderson 's Land, after our gay President. Some other changes: Iraqi construction workers will no longer be forced to convulse ; Iraqi women will be able to go out in public without having to cover their knees with scarves ; and instead of violence, Iraqi children will be taught the three R's: reading, Rescuing & Roids . Rock You Like a Hurricane will be their new National Anthem. Finally, their Independence Day celebration will be set for January 17 and this year, all fish sticks , pool halls , barrels , mopeds , etc. bearing Saddam's picture will be soaked with transmission fluid and burned in the new capital city of shubidu . |
| E.G. -- 7/17/10 (from: HOW TO COPE WITH STRESS ) | | Jam hot dogs up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can wring at once. Use your check to pay for your credit card , and vice-versa. wipe some popcorn without putting the lawn mower on. When someone says, ' Dang It! !', tell them you have other plans. Make a list of pillows that you've already excreted . rub naked in front of your pets. Put your aunt's shorts on backwards, and send them off to Quebec as if nothing is wrong. Fill out your tax forms using cursive . Tape pictures of your boss on light bulbs and inhale them from high places. Leaf through a ' Allure ' and draw underwear on the psychopaths . Tattoo ' Excellent! ' on your forehead. Go shopping. Buy everything. slide in it. Return it the next day. Buy a subscription of ' Back Seat Action ' and send it to your boss' wife. Pay your electric bill in Euros . ride to work in reverse. Find out what a/an tube in a blender really looks like. Tell your boss to ' I jumped the frog! ' and let them figure it out. Polish your car with gel . Read Britannica Encyclopedia upside down and look for insane messages. Start a/an colorful rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you. smash the hairs in each nostril. Write a/an horror using alphabet soup. guzzle at slobs through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail. Make up a language called dimdreeble and ask people for directions. Replace the filling of a Twinkie with purified pizza , and place it back in the wrapper. |
| bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb -- 7/16/10 (from: HOW TO COPE WITH STRESS ) | | Jam spinach up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can kick at once. Use your Visa to pay for your cash , and vice-versa. scream some popcorn without putting the crotch on. When someone says, ' Nice! !', tell them you have other plans. Make a list of bras that you've already vacuumed . lick naked in front of your pets. Put your brother's scarf on backwards, and send them off to Ecuador as if nothing is wrong. Fill out your tax forms using Arabic . Tape pictures of your boss on eggs and moan them from high places. Leaf through a ' Bluff ' and draw underwear on the vegetarians . Tattoo ' Whoa! ' on your forehead. Go shopping. Buy everything. slap in it. Return it the next day. Buy a subscription of ' Big'uns ' and send it to your boss' wife. Pay your electric bill in shekels . laugh to work in reverse. Find out what a/an banana in a blender really looks like. Tell your boss to ' I am the lizard queen! ' and let them figure it out. Polish your car with potash . Read Swimming for Dummies upside down and look for hilarious messages. Start a/an hot rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you. kiss the hairs in each nostril. Write a/an drama using alphabet soup. barf at rodeo clowns through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail. Make up a language called farfles and ask people for directions. Replace the filling of a Twinkie with purified mozzarella , and place it back in the wrapper. |
| naks -- 7/16/10 (from: pool party (bi/lez)) | | had invited you over to her house for a pool party. You didn't know her very well and so you weren't sure whether or not you'd go. You stayed at home all day, because you decided you didn't want to because you didn't know anyone. Then when it turned six o clock you changed your mind. Throwing on your bikini, you pulled on some baggy clothes over the top because you were embarrassed about your big boobs. When you got there, was sat by the pool on her own. Oh hey, she said, looking at you. Everyone's gone home but we can still have a party if you want. You weren't sure, but she kept looking at you so you reluctantly stripped off your clothes and stood there in your bikini. She smiled and kicked a bit of water. Come in. You went in and played around a bit but you couldn't take your eyes off her boobs. They were so big and bounced around as she splashed water at you. You decided to get out and go home because you were scared of how you felt but when you grabbed your shirt, it fell in the pool. Oh, don't worry, % says, smiling at you. I can lend you one You go up to her room and feel really nervous but you don't know why. When you get there, she hands you a shirt and turns around as you change She's smaller than you so the buttons strain across your breasts and you feel uncomfortable. turns to look at you and you reach to get your shirt but the buttons pop on your shirt and it falls open. Omg you say embarrassed but goes over to you and strokes you. don't be embarrassed she says and starts making out with you. She kisses you deeply with tongue and you push her away no yes she pulls your shirt off and pushes you onto the bed. you're naked underneath the shirt and she uses her hands to massage your boobs, lowering her face to lick your nipples and nip them. You can't help moaning because it feels so good. She raises her head to smile slyly at you before taking her shirt off over her head. She's not wearing a bra and her boobs fall free. Touch them she says, and you reach forward. She moans as you start rubbing them and she leans forward and rubs them against your own. Feels good, doesnt it You don't say anything and she reaches down to stroke you. You're already wet and... RATE HIGH FOR THE NEXT PART |
| Sillyboy -- 7/14/10 (from: Bad Trip ) | | One night I was riding my it was so ! When we got back to the I took off my because I was so , soo that I turned on the . Just hearing that made me feel I couldn't control myself from going out and my whole over and over again, but just as I was about to I woke up in a pile of and I realized that it was a concert of I screamed ! Then I my pants and found a photo of along with . That Is why I was ! I said aloud that is when came and arrested me... The End??? Or Was IT??? |
| Sillyboy -- 7/14/10 (from: Charrise's Cherry ) | | Once upon a time there was like, ya know, a Adjective chick. Her name was Charrise, and she had one thin' that every chick and boy wanted for miles and miles--a cherry. Now, in thuh town of Emotion Noun where Charrise lived, there was like wow! a famine like you wouldn't believe. Charrise's sin'le, Size cherry attracted guys like honey attracts flies. Female once approached Charrise with only thuh cherry in mind, claimin' to want friendship. Oh, thuh fun Female and Charrise had! It was so Adjective and thuh two would always Verb and Verb all day long. The fun ended when Female tried to steal Charrise's beloved cherry. What a pity. When Charrise called that chick out on it, she said thuh followin'. You aren't Adjective at all, like they say, are you? You're not Adjective , you're just MEAN! Then Charrise met thuh handsome and Adjective young boy named Male Name . That dude was so class to Charrise, and at thuh beginnin' he had totally liked Charrise, from kissin' that chick on thuh Body Part to strokin' that chick Body Part . That fox was like, ya know, so happy with that dude that she offered that dude some of that chick cherry. Man, then, he came super close to stealin' it away completely. That fox just frowned. Do you honestly think a chick as Adjective as I would just give up that chick cherry to a nsultin' Name like you?! Finally, in thuh year 3010, Charrise rested silently on that chick deathbed, that chick cherry untouched. That fox realized introspectively, as she lay on thuh floor, that no one would ever have that chick cherry. Like, ya know, this made that chick both happy and sad. So, with that chick Adjective lips parted, she took a small bite of that chick red, red cherry. Delicious. |
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