| E.G. -- 5/28/10 (from: One Hundred And One Dalmations ) | | Another insane animated film from the Gwen studios. In this one, Pongo and Perdita have a litter of 101 puppies. Cruella De Vil takes a jack hammer to the pups, and wants to take kidneys from the pups, as well as to get Vanessa , to make herself a lovely cheek skin coat. Cruella gets Ace to kidnap the pups and hold them in her bra . Will the dogs be found in porta pottie ? Will Pongo and Perdita make cupcakes together? The answers are in the Chopper . |
| E.G. -- 5/28/10 (from: Snoring ) | | Many people around the world have a common problem or ailment known as snoring. Snoring is usually disappered at birth and develops over the years. Some snoring is depressed , being quiet enough not to fold anyone. A lot of times, it may sound like a puma that has been covered in a dirty diaper beer . More often than not, however, it is loud enough to shriek other members of the household. Some people do have their dryers jogged because of the snoring. Others simply choose to grin and guzzle it so to speak, having fun with it by mutating their loved ones on Grey Poupon . In some extreme cases, medical attention may be necessary. |
| E.G. -- 5/28/10 (from: Strange Days ) | | You wake up feeling sleazy . You walk down to the bust stop to see Derek Jeter waiting for you. You guys get on the bus and that's when things get shoddy and you wonder whats going on. Everyone seems invisible. Whoa! , Lady Gaga says and you both try to exit the bus. Hey! , you think, the bus has broken down and we are all stuck in here. What will you do now??? TO BE CONTINUED.... |
| yeah. obviously! -- 5/17/10 (from: Riddles) | | Why did the raping monkey molest the clementines out the wazoo ? To get to the other bud light with lime . Why do self-mutilating pregnant stripper wear fukka jock strap ? To hold thier bling up. What do you get when you cross a baby mama with a baby daddy ? A Daddy Yankee with a ingrown anus, obviously |
| Zinnia -- 5/16/10 (from: fire fighters ) | | Hitmen learn to talk all kinds of mice . They use many types of equipment. blankets draw milk from hydrants. Modern blankets have many places where books can be attached. They force the milk through the books to the mice . fork and balloon trucks are very slimy . Exorcists are in the back to steer the rear section. The balloon s can be extended very high. Hitmen can sing books up to talk mice in tall buildings. Often Hitmen carry combs down a balloon . swords are used for dancing as well as carrying books to great heights. The latest type swords can be raised to the height of a selfish flashlight . Some mice will experience talk from thermometers . These mice thermometers are violent bottles , with high-pressure pants . They can throw milk on mice very angrily . Hitmen sometimes use special cookies instead of milk to put out mice . Some mice departments have airplanes to aid in spotting mice and making horns . yelling guns is the most important thing for Hitmen . They are taught about underwear and they practice it. boing boing boing ! The Dog sounds and they are off in a hurry! |
| E.G. -- 5/16/10 (from: Side Effects May Include ) | | Obecalp is what we can safely call a 'wonder' 'drug'! It will help you minimize the chance of a thigh attack, cause hair to grow on your toe and increase signs of puberty! However, our faithful team of lawyers insists that we post these side effects. Side effects may include flushing , vomiting, loss of beer , decapitation, mind loss, green finger , fungus on your shelf , growth of warts that look like Trey Parker , an all-around gutsy personality, change in moods, feeling really giddy all the time, thinking that a cockroach goes MOO! and causing the user to shout Awesome! at random intervals. Please consult your doctor before use. |
| Zinnia -- 5/15/10 (from: Easter Dinner ) | | Well, it was another sleepy Easter and the small Lambo family all got together and brought their own dish. Lambo , as usual, provided the roasted cow for the main course. Dino , as always came with a cute plate of 66 pounds of blue angry chicken . Yamamoto brought a shiny bowl of clumsy potatoes , which was much better than the boiled squeaky chair s/he came with last year. Tsuna 's family came with their new baby Reborn who was wearing a pink strange Easter suit. And, his older sister Barbie had an quickly round blue easter bonnet. They brought along a giant bowl of wet pillow soup. And, not to be outdone, Gokudera brought along the traditional dessert, yummy grape pancakes - 55 pounds of it to be exact, definitely enough for everyone to have 80 servings. It was a wildly festive meal for all, other than the fact that, over the last year Lambo 's brother Colonello was killed by a ninja while serving in the army in Italy . |
| maggi -- 5/15/10 (from: Side Effects May Include ) | | Obecalp is what we can safely call a 'wonder' 'drug'! It will help you minimize the chance of a elbow attack, cause hair to grow on your knee and increase signs of puberty! However, our faithful team of lawyers insists that we post these side effects. Side effects may include tip toeing , vomiting, loss of coffe , decapitation, mind loss, baby blue big toe , fungus on your couch , growth of warts that look like president , an all-around crazy personality, change in moods, feeling really deppresed all the time, thinking that a ferret goes MOO! and causing the user to shout dude! at random intervals. Please consult your doctor before use. |
| E.G. -- 5/15/10 (from: Trip Around Town ) | | One severe day you decide to take a trip to bowling alley when you run into Simon Pegg . No, DUH!!! you say as you give him a slap on the thigh . Wanna go take a cruise in my new VW Bug ? you ask him . Yeah!!! Simon Pegg replies. So you both chase over to your car and race out of the parking lot. As you are tripping greatly down the street you see a/an doll in the middle of the road. You hit the brakes hotly , but you still hit it. Simon Pegg gets out of the car and picks up the doll and yells, Shut up!!! !! This would look sleazy in my attic . As he walks back towards your car you scream, Yummy!!! !! Don't bring that grimy doll in my new car!! But Simon Pegg refuses to throw it back, so you dispersing off without him . Later you hear that Simon Pegg couldn't hitch a ride back to town so he now lives in men's locker room with his beloved doll . |
| Zinnia -- 5/14/10 (from: Trip Around Town ) | | One strange day you decide to take a trip to italy when you run into Belphegor . what did you say?! you say as you give him a slap on the nose . Wanna go take a cruise in my new Mustang ? you ask him . ushishishi Belphegor replies. So you both talk over to your car and jump out of the parking lot. As you are killing quickly down the street you see a/an tree in the middle of the road. You hit the brakes skillfully , but you still hit it. Belphegor gets out of the car and picks up the tree and yells, this is fun! !! This would look tiny in my bedroom . As he walks back towards your car you scream, maybe !! Don't bring that slimy tree in my new car!! But Belphegor refuses to throw it back, so you walk off without him . Later you hear that Belphegor couldn't hitch a ride back to town so he now lives in swamp with his beloved tree . |
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