| big mac -- 6/21/08 (from: The Questioning Child ) | | one day, a little kid asked his mother, Mommy, what does bastard mean? and his mother replies, a bastard is a . Then the boy asked, Mommy, what does F**king mean? and the mother replies It means . You know, like a . Then, the boy asked his very mother, Mommy, what does seducing mean? and his mother replies it means to . Then one day the came to the door and the kid answered. Why hello, Bastard! Daddy's in the bedroom seducing my sister, and mommy's in the kitchen, f**king the ! |
| wow this is intense! i love it!!!! -- 6/21/08 (from: Nighttime Love (girls only)) | | You were bored one night and were alone at somebody's house that you were babysitting for so technically you weren't alone you had one little infant girl but she was sound asleep so you decieded to call your boyfriend blake . Hello? he answered. Hey baby you bored come on over. The address is 90210 Steamed Up Road. You heard a click. You knew this meant he would be over in a jiffy. You decided to scope the house our for a good place to start. You decided on the kitchen. All of a sudden you heard the doorbell ring. There stood your hot , nice , gbi blake . You didn't have time to say a word he kissed you then threw you on the couch. He slammed the door behind him then jumped on top of you. You felt him getting hard on your leg. He told you to meet him in the master bedroom he needed to get a few things. So there you waited you heard him stomping up the stairs. He came in dropped a backpack and told you to lay sprawled on the bed. You gladly obliged. He took some rope out of his bag and used it to tie each of your four limbs to the four poster bed. Your legs were sprawled wide open and you could feel yourself getting wet. He then romoved all of your clothing. You were there in your bra and thong . He then stripped down to his boxers. He layed down on top of you and started to caress your boddy while kissing you. His hands were traveling your body up and down while his tongue was halfway down your throught. He was getting harder and harder on your leg. Finally he got to your overly large bra and was caressing them. He removed your bra and your bra sprang out. Your nipples were like little pebbles they were so hard. Is someone anxious? blake asked. You moaned. I'll take that as a yes. He moved down your body and started in on your virgina . He rubbed his hand up and down through your thong . You were wet and you didn't tell me? blake asked as he slapped you playfully while still holding your virgina . He ripped off your thong . He rammed his 12 penis in you. You screamed as he rammed it deeper and further in and out. Your boyfriend was the best multi tasker ever. He caressed your bra while mak!ng out with you. He whispered in your ear, SCREAM MY NAME! he demanded. SCREAM IT! You yelled it, blake !!! blake !!! blake !!! You screamed. He got up and took off the ropes that held you bound. He went and got in the backpack and pulled out some unfamiliar objects and then one very familiar object. He set up the camara (the familiar object) and then shoved a vibrator (unfamiliar object) up in your virgina . Then one inbetween your bra . He told you to grab his penis and jerk off for him. You did all of this while moaning. He removed the vibrator from your virgina . He thrust his penis in and out. He told you to get up. He layed down on the bed and told you that he was tired but still wanted the pleasure so he told you to do the work. He played with your bra as they bounced up and down as you rammed yourself up and down on top of him. After three hours of screwing each other you were both worn out so you put in the tape of you two off of the camera and put it in the tv and watched it while he rubbed your cl!t and you jerked him off. Tell me what you think by rating me. Thx a ton. By the way this is my first one if you like it rate high and i will continue this story. |
| bad bad teacher -- 6/21/08 (from: Dirty Classroom activities!) | | You enter your classroom, blushing. You are late. Your teacher, Mr. Brand, tells you. He smiles. Don't worry, you weren't that late. You grin back, you liked Mr. Brand, he was cute and the nicest teacher ever! In the middle of class you remember you forgot your homework, and that meant detention. You explained it to him, and apologized, but said you'd still have to have detention with him. You called your parents, and then felt a little weird, when, hours later, you were alone in the classroom with Mr. Brand. You don't mind if I close the blinds, do you? he asked. No. you said. You also noticed him lock the door, but didn't say anything. Sorry, but it's kind of hot in here. He said. He took off his shirt, and you recoiled at the sight of his sweaty abs. He wasn't cute, he was hot! Your cheeks reddened, but you didn't want him to notice. He might put his shirt back on. You took a breath, and accidentally made your breasts look bigger. You looked up from your seat to see Mr. Brand staring at them. He looked away. He asked you to sit in front of him, so he could help you with your homework if you needed it. He reached over to give you a pencil and accidentally grazed your tits. You looked up at him, and suddenly he picked you up and layed you down on a couch. what are you doing you asked, already knowing, and wanting it so bad. When I'm done with you, you'll no longer be a vir gin. He answered. You gasped with pleasure, but also fear. He pulled down his pants and revealed red boxers. He pushed against you and ripped off your shirt, you could feel him go hard. His eyes glazed over when he saw your 8ra. He pulled off your miniskirt, and you started to get wet, laying there in your 8ra and thong. Suddenly he started kissing you, shoving his tongue down your throat. He unclipped your 8ra and threw it yards away from you guys. Your bo0bs popped out and seemed to have grown since the last time you saw them. He squeezed your hips and started to suck and nibble one of your nipples. Your hands flew to his boxers and pulled them off, revealing a long, rock-hard di(k. He pulled back from his sucking and put his di(k in your mouth. You sucked it and licked the tip. It was like you guys were taking turns. You whimpered when he took his di(k away. He pulled off your wet thong, and started massaging your pu$$y. Suddenly you felt his fist enter you. It felt around, and then he took it out and stuck his toungue in. You moaned with pleasure. Finally he took that out and sunk his di(k into your pu$$y. He thrusted into you, in and out, harder, deeper, faster!!You screamed.You felt him (um up in you and kissed his chest. You pushed yourself up to match his pace, and you both screamed together, his di(k completely in you. Finally he pulled out of you, his di(k dripping. You guys made out while he massaged your tits. Then you guys got dressed. You bat your eyelashes at him, saying, I think I'll forget to do my homework today. |
| damn you fu{k you bitc{h - ho]re thing! -- 6/21/08 (from: Let's Fu(k) | | Let's fu(k Goes to Let's Dance By: Miley Cyrus The weekends almost done the moon is low in the sky I feel like having fun before the night passes by I won't just masturb8 When I get real h0rny.... I fu(k I like threesome I like cowgirl I need a co(k I like the y3lling when I c0me (mmm) Let's fu(k What the weekends, what the night is all about Let's fu(k Grab your girlfri3nds Grab your boyfri3nds Let c0me out Let's fu(k To the nuber guy make us all c0me I need somone to fu(k with baby Let's fu(k What the weekends, what the night is about Let's fu(k Grab your girlfri3nds Grab your boyfri3nds Let c0me out Let's fu(k To the nuber guy make us all c0me I need somone to fu(k with baby When the night says hello Yeah get ready to go Turn it up turn it loose Yeah you got no excuse Just take a chance Get out on the floor and fu(k Let's fu(k What the weekends, what the night is about Let's fu(k Grab your girlfri3nds Grab your boyfri3nds Let c0me out Let's fu(k As soon as you make me c0me you'll a ring of 40 diamonds |
| damn this is bull shit! -- 6/21/08 (from: Sextown) | | kj the rapist. kj the rapist was in a good mood today for it was saturday . Every saturday kj the rapist rode his and/or her car down to the local daycare and feasted upon them quite wildley . This behaviour horrified the parents and the teachers in the box so bad that they all banded into their anti-rape-and-baby-feasting- motorcycle to stop poor kj the rapist. And then a giant boy fell on them and they all died. And his scar never bothered him again. All was well. |
| M.B.L (this is true) -- 6/21/08 (from: Love like never before ) | | You had a crush on your Dog. Your dog was a PInk Lab. He was 9 and you where 13 you loved your little dog, so you went over and kissed it right on the cheek Your dog wagged its tail and felt so loving Your dog licked your nose, and he laughed, you decided to go outside in his dog kennel. You feed him some rocky road dog treats, and you watched T.V you slepped in the dog kennel, you felt so, loving You married your dog 4 days later. And soon you went back in the kennel-you had 12 puppies. You loved this dog, and it was simpley love like never before. |
| smile -- 6/20/08 (from: time of my life ) | | One day i was walking in my table and i began to think of something to do. I mean my favorite thing to do on a wednesday is to go talking but i felt like Alps was eating down me today. i called my soft friend Alice and asked her if she wanted to play . we met at the park to play and it was fun. we were having so much fun we drew a nerds . in the nerds was taylor swift . i tried so quickly to impress her but i ended up busting my arm . I was so embarassed i guessed . When I woke up taylor swift was standing over me reading my arm . this was the best time of my short life. |
| smile -- 6/20/08 (from: Your crush's party (Girls only) ) | | It was the last day of 10 grade and u had this major crush on this hot guy named DZ you have talked to him at random times during the year, but not like long covo's just short one's like Hi but today was different....it started off as any regular day you went to first period, sat with your friends Jessica and Layla when you were finished eating you went to the bathroom and as you were walking over there you saw DZ and you said hi to him and he said it back......in 3rd period you guys had english together and he would sit behind you, today he decided that he wanted to play with your hair and you didn't mind..after class you both walked out together and he said JD wait! can i talk to you for a second? and of course you said yes! and he asked you if you wanted to go to a party that he was having that night and you said yes. when you got home you couldn't wait you still had to find something to wear so you picked green and white polka dotted shirt with jeans and black flip flops after you changed it was time to do your make up and your hair...you decided to just straighten your hair and put eyeliner and powder on since he liked how you look with just a little bit of make up on. Finally it was 7:00p.m. you left out to go to his party...when you got there you had to find somewhere to park since his house was full of cars you decided to park across the street. When you walked in his house you saw him wating for you and you walked over to him. He told you that you looked great and he asked if you wanted to dance.....you said ok. ok guys...sorry if it sucked it's my first story maybe you all could help me out with the next one e-mail me your suggestions or add me on msn messenger desiraem_12@msn.com hope to hear from you soon =] |
| Crocodile -- 6/20/08 (from: How you saved the day!!! ) | | Ok, so it started out like any other super hero's day. You, Lorraine , Alarick , and Zayna woke up in your chartruse apartment as usual. After you drank 645 cups of coffee, you and your careful friends left to go to school Once you arrived, you noticed that Mr. Noodlehead did not look so well. He was sprawled on the floor and his face was bright magenta . You and Zayna knelt down to help him up. He sat up and pointed at the couch and steam ed back and forth chanting "Burger King, have it your way!" . You and your friends recognized this as a sure sign of eyebrow inflamation and backed away, because it was very contagious. You entered the corridor and saw that their were 6542 zombies chanting "Burger King, have it your way!" and chasing after you and your friends. You knew something was very wrong. You and your friends were cornered. You huddled in a pentagon and chanted Let's get sweaty, basketball sweaty! and Zayna began to turn into a(n) caiman ! Lorraine transformed into a blob of elastic and Alarick turned into a giant spork . You felt your tears running faster and you transformed into a wheel of nacho cheese! With everybody in their superhero forms, you were ready to face the zombies. elastic man/woman immediately jumped on a zombie and began bounce ing it! caiman man/woman attacked another zombie and shredded its ear to pieces. spork boy/girl began digging a tunned through the floor. Things suddenly worsened when evil Dr. Zorick showed up! Evil Dr. Zorick must have been the one that released the kerblumblewizz virus that infected all of these people! You had to act quick. You ran at him and all you could think of doing was to shove giant chunks of nacho up his nostril !! Dr. Zorick became so bloated with cheese that he could not get away! You didn't stop shoving nacho up his nostril until he EXPLODED! Cheese flew all over the place! It just so happened that the virus's effects could be reversed by the calcium in the cheese! It's me baby, me! How lucky is that! All the zombies returned to normal, and you and your friends left through the tunnel spork boy/girl had dug before anyone saw you in your super hero form. You all returned back to your chartruse apartment as fast as possible and read about your victory in the newspaper the next . year Its great being a super hero! |
| this fa66!$h thing wuz so 6@Y -- 6/19/08 (from: Love like never before ) | | You had a crush on your Dog. Your dog was a Pink Lab. He was 9 and you where 13 you loved your little dog, so you went over and kissed it right on the cheek Your dog wagged its tail and felt so love Your dog licked your nose, and he laughed, you decided to go outside in his dog kennel. You feed him some vanilla dog treats, and you watched T.V you slepped in the dog kennel, you felt so, Love You married your dog 6 later. And soon you went back in the kennel-you had 12 puppies. You loved this dog, and it was simpley love like never before. |
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