| someone who REALYY like dis story! -- 6/19/08 (from: The Night I got screwed by a hottie Pt. #1 ) | | Your parents had just left for 3 night vacation, and you had just turned on some hard core p0rn0 as they pulled out of the driveway. As you were watching the girl in this movie get pleased by his 14 inch c0ck you got the greatest sensation. And lucky you you know this really hot 22 year old hottie who is interested in you. When you ask him if he wants to come over he replies any time for you. After you hung up the phone you rush in to your bathroom wet your hair so it looks like you just took a shower and wore nothing but a towel. When he knocks at the door you run down there and he gives you a kiss and then you invite him upstairs. When you get to your parents room he pushes you down on the bed and takes off his shirt exposing his musscular bodie. Then he takes off your towel exposing your DD tits. And then he takes off his pants and boxers showing you his atleast 15 inch c0ck, you wanted it in you and you wanted it in you now. He then reached in to the backpack that he had brought and got a dild0 and shoved up you clit with out warning. You moan so loud you can almost garrentee that the neighbors can hear you. He then then pulls the dild0 out and shoves his giant c0ck in to you and he moans as you start to yell faster faster. He then startes pulling his c0ck in and out of you as fast as he cant help but scream MORE MORE MORE! As he pulls his massive c0ck out of you, he starts to cumm and you then say put it in my mouth! He then puts his c0ck in front of your face it is practically dripping and you lick it a little just to tempt him and then you push it in to you mouth and suck as hard as you can, and he starts to groan as louder than ever... You want more rate me high and I will give you more! And send me hot nude pics i need some horny_4_you@myway.com |
| Kasea Davis -- 6/19/08 (from: Crazy ) | | There I was, sitting on my couch, like every other day. Then a Beautiful chair landed across the street, making a black jmp . I decided to go and h^mp it out. Apparently Ashley also went to see what happened. They yelled OMFG at the chair . Then they yelled oh crap at me. I decided to RUB them back to my couch . When we got to my couch , we began to caress . I then locked the bed and took off his/her table . It was a very love day, even tho the chair get it killed Kasea . |
| Cage -- 6/19/08 (from: Wrestlemania 17 ) | | Ok. It was a gay night in The Citrus Bowl . The stupido Triple H had a lot on his coat rack as he was throwing the turnbuckle against Kane . The ring post started off like any other Twinkie but stupidly turned dumbass when both men became pissed . All of a sudden, something dumb as ass happened! Some meatball s from the tree branch jumped up on the Sharpie and into the dishwasher . They kick both Edge and Randy Orton just so they could get on TV. Ha ha,dumbass! , Jeff Hardy exclaimed. You don't spit here! The 648,358 fat ass boy s got out of the pie stupid ass fast so they wouldn't get into trouble. Das Ende! . |
| mrstiscic -- 6/19/08 (from: Movie Tidbits ) | | A basketball goal appears in every scene in the movie Glitter . The pool in Gigli was actually filled with Chanel No. 5 , not water. Kate Beckinsale 's ski mask is on backwards through the entire Sears Tower -scene in It's Pat . In the Toronto -scene in Debbie Does Dallas , if you look soulfully , you can see a douchebag in the background queefing on a chalkboard . Though it appears Roseanne is chowing-down on pretzels in Indiana Jones , it's actually Cocoa Puffs . The weapons in Schindler's List actually shot pencils , not bullets. The alien costumes in Aliens were made of rubberized sock sweat . Paris Hilton contracted meth addiction from kissing Ben Stiller in Heavyweights . Few people know this, but some of the buttons on the panels of the bridge of the StarTrek Enterprise actually work! One opens the door to the cast office , one lifts Courtney Love 's toilet seat in her dressing-room, and one shouts Hey, sizzle chest! asshats at the cast to motivate them. Drew Barrymore wears a fake bunghole in the movie Shrek 2 . Dan Rather makes a cameo-appearance as a cleaning lady in Toy Story . Jessica Simpson refused to direct Austin Powers because she said it was way too adrift and made her want to flip her guts out. |
| mrstiscic -- 6/19/08 (from: Fictional Fiascos ) | | Recent headlines from the Walley World Reporter: Miss Piggy Caught In funny Love-triangle With The Fonz & Charlie Brown . Squidward Says, I Broke Up Barbie & Ken's Relationship...Calls Ken His honey . Napoleon Dynamite : I Was pulled By G.I. Joe, Dr. Doolittle & He-Man! I May Never Walk Again!! hurricane Hits Bikini Bottom - Gollum -Population Devastated. Smurf-Poaching Hits All-time High, Even Though Gene Frenkle Facing Death-By- lethal injection For The Deaths Of Papa Smurf, rip-snorting Smurf & death-defying Smurf. Sudden Rupture In The Space-Time Continuum Last Wednesday Sends Debbie Downer Into 21st Century New York City - Returns With Christopher Walken & 12 Kids. |
| mrstiscic -- 6/19/08 (from: Oh Those Wacko Celebs ) | | Hi, I'm Lewis Skolnick & welcome to tonight's edition of Celebrity Connection. There is a new epidemic sweeping through Hollywood as we speak - tequila -use. What effect does tequila -use have on the body? You're about to find out. Please welcome my three celebrity guests, all known tequila -abusers: Owen Wilson , Miley Cyrus & Lt. Dangle . Welcome to Celebrity Connection. Owen Wilson , when did you first realize you wanted to be famous? Owen Wilson : My cow is doo-doo brown , hehehe. Lt. Dangle : Hey, stages are cool! Lewis Skolnick : Um, ok. Miley Cyrus , when is your next movie coming out? Miley Cyrus : Norwegian make good guitars , if you know what I mean, dude. Owen Wilson : My hiney is purple , see. Lewis Skolnick : Please put your clothes back on. Lt. Dangle , what would you be doing right now if you weren't famous? Lt. Dangle : An alien visited my outhouse and said, NERDS! ! Then he gave me a cold glass of milk . Miley Cyrus : Rachael Ray is my mother & I sleep with her every night. Owen Wilson : Look, and my elbow is red ! OMG - boobs reproduce like rabbits; they're taking over the world, Ow my balls! !! Lt. Dangle : (starts talking to chair) Hey, babycakes , what you doin' tonight? Wanna go stinking ? Lewis Skolnick : Well, there you have it, hippies . You've seen for yourself the high effects tequila - abuse is having on our celebrities. As if Hollywood couldn't get any naughtier ! Stimpy, you eeediot! ! |
| mrstiscic -- 6/19/08 (from: Your Title ) | | Dear Me, Congratulations on finally living the Life you desire. Thank you so much for discovering Who You Really grunt and living it. Thank you so much for finding out what you really want and pouring it. I see how that you live in a beautiful Wal-Mart and a nice, environmentally-friendly, solar-powered sno-cone stand , and you drive a Yugo . It's nice to see you finally live your arts and also be a wonderful example to others. I still remember the moment you jumped out of the Suburban , your eyebrows wide-open, your ears spread hurriedly , your face breaking into a big newspaper , a wonderful grin, and finally, an pus-filled laugh I had never heard in years as you dived into the tubas , the clear neon orange sky above, filling you, your whole exercise ball , with such fabulous pleasure and bravery , while your rectum held her rectum , sharing this moment with that cute mechanic you love so much, who inspires you to become worse than you already are, and whom you do in return. Thanks to you being spooky about what you want, I am now enjoying these lovely chicken scratch sessions with my babe - yes, I really enjoy writing chicken scratch with her, ripping with her, and, together, bring forth into this world, more vision of Amazing honesty through the creative power of our glasses . I also enjoy eating to her music - oh, the beauty of her soccer balls excites me and brings me so much rat ! And that cute smile and that cute Scotch tape ...wow! How could I not love this girl? I like burping with her, caressing her from leg to head , while whispering sweet cars into her ears, reveling in the joy of her rat reflected in her smile and her pituitary gland , relishing the knowledgeable purrs, the knowledgeable sound of her voice as she exclaimed, I'm hungry! when I told her, I love you. I can still recall the first time I remembered her lips, when she told me, after I remembered her, I have never been remembered like this before. I have never met someone like you, and I replied, Neither have I. It's so much easier for me to see the anger in you than to see the anger in others even thought i understand that we're all crazily anger ... I paused..... God, I shout you so much. And she gave me a big, floppy hug, and replied, after doing that loud giggle, that swell laugh, once again, I shout you too. So, yes, I am living a slutty life that can only be called fish market . Thank you so much, roly-poly me! Thanks to you, my tampons are wonderful, beautiful and hard ! |
| splat -- 6/19/08 (from: The Questioning Child ) | | one day, a little loony kid asked his mother, Mommy, what does bastard mean? and his mother replies, a bastard is a nurse . Then the boy asked, Mommy, what does F**king mean? and the mother replies It means hug . You know, like hug a chicken . Then, the boy asked his very sweaty mother, Mommy, what does seducing mean? and his mother replies it means to spank . Then one day the nurse came to the door and the kid answered. Why hello, nurse Bastard! Daddy's in the bedroom seducing my sister, and mommy's in the kitchen, f**king the chicken ! |
| Lib-by -- 6/19/08 (from: Random times! ) | | One day, I was exterminating down the street when a cheesebin pissed out at me. "Do a barrell roll!" I yelled as it hit me. Wow, that flimsy gecko is very piss poor ... Maybe I can kick rap it! Yay! lets go eat Micheal Jackson |
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