| Michelle TTTTTT -- 6/19/08 (from: Random times! ) | | One day, I was Give in down the street when a chair run out at me. oh $#!T I yelled as it hit me. Wow, that icy lion is very hot ... Maybe I can think swiftly it! Yay! lets go eat bed |
| Lacy -- 6/19/08 (from: Truth or DARE!!!! ) | | You were spending the night at your best friend, Sam 's house, and were playing truth or dare. It's your turn and you pick 'dare'. She gets excited and half-yells omfg !!! So, she dares you to eat your boyfriend. You invite him over and he starts whispering in you ear. You then love . All of a sudden you kiss, then you friend comes out and...=O |
| Gregory m. -- 6/19/08 (from: Let's Fu(k ) | | Let's fu(k Goes to Let's Dance By: Miley Cyrus The weekends almost done the moon is low in the sky I feel like having fun before the night passes by I won't just masturb8 When I get real h0rny.... I fu(k I like threesome I like cowgirl I need a co(k I like the y3lling when I c0me (mmm) Let's fu(k What the weekends, what the night is all about Let's fu(k Grab your girlfri3nds Grab your boyfri3nds Let c0me out Let's fu(k To the nuber guy make us all c0me I need somone to fu(k with baby Let's fu(k What the weekends, what the night is about Let's fu(k Grab your girlfri3nds Grab your boyfri3nds Let c0me out Let's fu(k To the nuber guy make us all c0me I need somone to fu(k with baby When the night says hello Yeah get ready to go Turn it up turn it loose Yeah you got no excuse Just take a chance Get out on the floor and fu(k Let's fu(k What the weekends, what the night is about Let's fu(k Grab your girlfri3nds Grab your boyfri3nds Let c0me out Let's fu(k As soon as you make me c0me you'll a ring of 40 diamonds |
| mariah! -- 6/19/08 (from: Weird Family... ) | | Once upon a time... There was a Gurl named Ashley . They had a mom named John . And a dad named Donna . Ashley 's dad was a very Icy man. He loved to scream out Be a couch potatoe ! at random people. However, Ashley 's mom was a ugly Kasea . She liked to eat dog food. If you don't believe me... ask Ashley for yourself. On another note. Have a icy day~ Yes I know that was weird... |
| popo -- 6/19/08 (from: The Questioning Child ) | | one day, a little uncapeable kid asked his mother, Mommy, what does bastard mean? and his mother replies, a bastard is a stripper . Then the boy asked, Mommy, what does F**king mean? and the mother replies It means swam . You know, like limp a fish . Then, the boy asked his very pretty mother, Mommy, what does seducing mean? and his mother replies it means to time out . Then one day the waistrissesd came to the door and the kid answered. Why hello, dentist Bastard! Daddy's in the bedroom seducing my sister, and mommy's in the kitchen, f**king the fish ! |
| Christine, the Strawberry Girl -- 6/18/08 (from: Oh Those Wacko Celebs ) | | Hi, I'm Morrissey & welcome to tonight's edition of Celebrity Connection. There is a new epidemic sweeping through Hollywood as we speak - BBQ sauce -use. What effect does BBQ sauce -use have on the body? You're about to find out. Please welcome my three celebrity guests, all known BBQ sauce -abusers: Siouxsie Sioux , John Waters & Sam Riley . Welcome to Celebrity Connection. Siouxsie Sioux , when did you first realize you wanted to be famous? Siouxsie Sioux : My poodle is pukish yellow , hehehe. Sam Riley : Hey, fishing poles are cool! Morrissey : Um, ok. John Waters , when is your next movie coming out? John Waters : East Indian make good bongos , if you know what I mean, dude. Siouxsie Sioux : My t*ts is neon green , see. Morrissey : Please put your clothes back on. Sam Riley , what would you be doing right now if you weren't famous? Sam Riley : An alien visited my shopping mall and said, WHEEL... OF... FORTUNE!!! ! Then he gave me a cold glass of H2O . John Waters : Amy Adams is my mother & I sleep with her every night. Siouxsie Sioux : Look, and my p*ssy is hot pink ! OMG - blueberries reproduce like rabbits; they're taking over the world, LOOK OUT!!! !! Sam Riley : (starts talking to chair) Hey, emotion , what you doin' tonight? Wanna go shooting ? Morrissey : Well, there you have it, Native Americans . You've seen for yourself the gay effects BBQ sauce - abuse is having on our celebrities. As if Hollywood couldn't get any motherf**ker ! YEE-HAW!!! ! |
| pamsie -- 6/18/08 (from: Bad Trip ) | | One night I was riding my smurfy game it was so eek ! When we got back to the italy I took off my smurfy shirt because I was so orange , soo orange that I turned on the toaster . Smurfy, isn't it? Just hearing that meow made me feel ran I couldn't control myself from going out and pushing my smurfywhole nickelback over and over again, but just as I was about to fell chad kroeger I woke up in a pile of reeses and I realized that it was a slimy smurfy concert of nickelback I screamed ooo ! Then I fart my smurfypants and found a photo of me along with meth . SMURFY! That Is why I was aaah ! I said aloud that is smurfily when police came and arrested me. Smurfilicious! The End??? Or Was IT??? |
| ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, -- 6/18/08 (from: Movie Tidbits ) | | A cattle prod appears in every scene in the movie Prince of Darkness . The pool in School of Rock was actually filled with blood , not water. Christina Applegate 's g-string is on backwards through the entire steel mill -scene in King Kong . In the Japan -scene in Rain Man , if you look ridiculously , you can see a racist in the background gyrating on a spoon . Though it appears Linda Hamilton is chowing-down on fried chicken in Harold & Kumar go to White Castle , it's actually pizza . The weapons in Patton actually shot bikinis , not bullets. The alien costumes in The Terminator were made of rubberized chewing tobacco . Marisa Tomei contracted multiple myeloma from kissing Claire Danes in Freddy Got Fingered . Few people know this, but some of the buttons on the panels of the bridge of the StarTrek Enterprise actually work! One opens the door to the cast bathroom , one lifts Mischa Barton 's toilet seat in her dressing-room, and one shouts Shazzam!!!!! biatches at the cast to motivate them. Nicole Kidman wears a fake butt in the movie I Am Sam . Weird Al Yankovic makes a cameo-appearance as a Catholic priest in The Green Mile . Clint Eastwood refused to direct Ferris Bueller's Day Off because he said it was way too rectangular and made him want to fart his guts out. |
| Christine, the Strawberry Girl -- 6/18/08 (from: Get Together ) | | It was Thanksgiving and all the Spamusers were having dinner together. Morrissey and Robert Smith were yapping the food while Siouxsie Sioux and Peter Murphy were quietly decorating the basement . The party would begin in 7 hours and nothing was done yet! The shish kebabs was sick and Angus Young hadn't even arrived yet (s/he was probably out lying ). Slowly but abruptly everyone arrived. The room was full of talking and sneezing . It came time for everyone to say what they were thankful for. Malcolm Young was thankful for Steve Coogan , Robert Smith was thankful for bowling balls , and Peter Murphy was thankful for gay steroids . At about 9:46 a.m. everyone started to sleep home. Everyone was very tired, but they all had a(n) gaunt time. |
| kate -- 6/17/08 (from: The Questioning Child) | | one day, a little salty kid asked his mother, Mommy, what does bastard mean? and his mother replies, a bastard gunna be a stripper . You got a problem with that? Then the darn boy asked, Mommy, what does F**king mean? and the darn mother replies It means dancing . Crazy Fool! BA Baracus know, like licking a cow tesicles . You got a problem with that? Then, the crazy boy asked his Heluva smelly mother, Mommy, what does seducing mean? and his mother replies it means to rape . You got a problem with that? Then one day the darn waitress came to the darn door and the darn kid answered. I pity the fool! Why hello, crack whore Bastard! Daddy's in the crazy bedroom seducing Mr. T sister, and mommy's in the darn kitchen, f**king the crazy kittens ! |
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