| E.G. -- 2/11/10 (from: Create-a-Quest ) | | After garnering some semblance of knowledge of the great annoying bottle from a tablet , Bart Simpson embarks for Seattle to search for more clues. After dealing with a asinine boulder , Bart Simpson sets trail for the shaky Mount Rushmore of Mariana Trench with new vigor. Upon arrival, they are faced with a lava flow which requires their sincerest efforts to overcome, only to be presented with a large pit hence after. They now enter the den of the manager , which requires their sheer heart and conviction to best. Stricken for breath, they are glad they brought their jack hammer when confronted with the sticky speed bump , as it makes quick work of the debacle. As they continue forward, their mind is tried by the fierce test of the violent jigsaw , only to be flanked by fierce Godzilla at all sides just following. Mounting the tip of their undertaking, they enter the den of the CEO , and fierce battle ensues. As the dastardly creature is bested, they scourge the chest for the mighty annoying bottle . |
| gdyhsrhy355u78ij6j -- 2/10/10 (from: Top IPOD Downloads ) | | This week's top 20 IPOD downloads.... 20 - Dave , I love you incredibly - by Adam Lambert 19 - I wanna squeeze you all over - by TV on the Radio 18 - Everybody say fart - by Lindsay Lohan 17 - Stop drinking all over my nose - by Rachael Harris 16 - The pig dance - by RuPaul 15 - suck my donut - by Bif Naked 14 - The sloppy rubber of Stockholm - by REM 13 - You make me wanna kill all night - by Bill Gates 12 - Still vibrating you - by Matt Groening 11 - marry me good, you ugly Dinglepie - by The Jenny Slate Band 10 - You are always on my ass - by The Flaman 48 9 - I wanna shake your sister - by Bill Clinton and Joe Biden 8 - You make my balls quiver - by The Britney Spears Quartet 7 - Sweet Indianapolis tacos - by Foo Fighters 6 - iPod Sonata - by Adam Sandler 5 - Gettin' smoky with it - by Carrie Underwood 4 - Same ol' trust since you bumped me - by Taylor Swift 3 - %WordEndingIn A51%-palooza - by Aerosmith 2 - Caught you puking with the stripper - by Drew Carey 1 - All the Jews i've loved before - by Paul McCartney |
| Tammy Tits -- 2/10/10 (from: Create-a-Quest ) | | After garnering some semblance of knowledge of the great tacky tank top from a tangerine , Tennessee Tad embarks for Tel Aviv to search for more clues. After dealing with a thick-skinned thunderstorm , Tennessee Tad sets trail for the tight Tower of Tuscany with new vigor. Upon arrival, they are faced with a typhoon which requires their sincerest efforts to overcome, only to be presented with a twin-engine tunnel hence after. They now enter the den of the Trumpet Tom , which requires their sheer heart and conviction to best. Stricken for breath, they are glad they brought their towelette when confronted with the tongue-tied Lake Titicaca , as it makes quick work of the debacle. As they continue forward, their mind is tried by the fierce test of the Tibetan Times crossword , only to be flanked by fierce Tomagatchi at all sides just following. Mounting the tip of their undertaking, they enter the den of the Toyko Terry , and fierce battle ensues. As the dastardly creature is bested, they scourge the chest for the mighty tacky tank top . |
| Robbie the Robotic Rooster -- 2/10/10 (from: Cult Ad ) | | Do you have retina -Distress? Do you like to ram , raccoon -style? Do you long to have a Roseanne Barr -style rectum -cut? Do you enjoy Roman -style rotting ? Is your family constantly making fun of the way you rumble ? Do people not understand why you feel compelled to collect rulers ? Like to roost rollerblades in a dark rec room , but you don't know why? Though you may not yet realize it, you're what the world considers a ringmaster . ringmaster are not yet accepted by the majority of Rhodesians in Rhode Island , as you have robustly discovered. However, you are welcome at rheumatism Village in Rwanda . rheumatism Village is a sanctuary for ringmaster unable to gain acceptance in the world. We, here at rheumatism Village believe all ringmaster have the right to live ruddy & rupture as much as they please, without fear of misinformed people rooting them. rheumatism Village is run by The Most Holy Temple Of The romantic Few, also known as The Most Holy Temple Of The riveting rhinocerous , led by Saint Rex Reed . No matter what you look like or what you do, you'll be accepted here. Thank you & refinement be with you! Fine print: If you have any daughters under 18 , they will be required to marry Saint Rex Reed , or we will reimburse you & your family. |
| Eric the Ethiopian -- 2/10/10 (from: Baked Potatoes ) | | Baked potatoes are very expressive . Preparing them is very extreme so if you follow these exponential instructions you will soon have a very excruciating meal. Step 1. Get a bag of espadrilles and equip the dirt off. Step 2. enunciate each potatoe well and be sure to emanate off any elusive spots. Step 3. effervesce your oven to eighty degrees and ebb each potatoe with exhaust pipe . Step 4. Place the potatoes on the top electron and engineer for eighteen eons . Setting your Stove english setter is a good idea so that you won't equal about them. Step 5. When they are ethreal , remove them from the oven with a evangelist . Step 6. The potatoes are now ready to expand . Unwrap the essay from them and place them on a plate. Some people like them extruded while other people like them eyewitnessed open. Step 7. Top your potatoe with butter and various toppings such as Chedder eggplant , eclair , ergonomic onions, engaged cream, english muffin bites and escarole . Baked Potatoes are a very evaporating meal and are very electric . |
| Wally the Wondrous -- 2/10/10 (from: You Don't Say! ) | | That's the whale that broke the camel's waist Well that went over like a wolverine in church He's such a horse's wart I'll go Medieval on your webbed toe weaving on thin ice He didn't know whether to waddle or go blind, for Pete's sake Purrs like a walrus Runs like a well-oiled woodchuck Your mamma wears combat- waistcoats I heard it straight from the horse's wisdom tooth Like a bull in a wombat -shop |
| Queen Quiver -- 2/10/10 (from: A New Broadway Show ) | | Come see the quadrophonic show quails are quaking about! quarters ! The story stars the main character Quacky , played by Quentin Tarrentino , who is a queasy quartz in search of quilts . On Quacky 's journey through Quebec , Quacky falls quasirespectfully in love with the quiescent Queenie , played by Quasimodo . Quacky then runs into the querulous queen bee named Quetzacoatl , played by Queen Latifah . The audience quips as Quacky and Queenie sing and quarantine across the stage. 12 quesadillas join Queenie on stage for the quarrelsome song called quince quadrangle . Qatar Times says Quack!!!! ! This show is quadrilateral ! I give it 34 quills up ! quantify quasiaccidentally and buy YOUR tickets for quarters today! |
| Paul the Psedohermaphrodite -- 2/9/10 (from: Ten Commandments ) | | Thou shalt not psychologize . Thou shalt not prune a protractor Thou shalt not profane Peter Falk or Paris Hilton Thou shalt not preconcieve a Post-it note , especially not while poo-like Thou shalt not ponder proverbially Thou shalt not plead a pistol without peacefully petting first. Thou shalt not paralyze without a parasol Thou shalt not cry perpetually ! Thou shalt not go to Persia without a piano Thou shalt not be a(n) Pig-faced gutter tramp |
| Oscar the Ottoman -- 2/9/10 (from: My first Blind date ) | | My friend decided that I was oppressive and wanted to fix me up with his optometrist . I was a little off-the-wall , because I had never had a onyx date before, and I didn't want his to think I was opalescent . I decided to go to the Ontario to get my ovaries cut and styled. The person asked me why I was there- open sesame , can't you tell? I need my ovaries cut! Okay, no need to be ordinary , she said. I'm sorry, I'm just a little oval . You see, I have a observant date tonight. Oh baby ! She said- Well, you should definitely think about having your opening ostracized also. Will it hurt? I asked Not at all she said Oprah has it done all the time! Well then Oh Hell let's do it, I replied. By the time we finished I only had one hours left to get ready. Suddenly the telephone operated . open up it's the cops ! It was my date. I'm calling to see if you want to go to Oklahoma tonight I couldn't believe it! That is exactly what I had planned! Oh crap ! I think that woukld be oudoorsy . Would you also like to overorganize owls afterward? There was a oh la la sassoon on the other end. Well, that is a little oxymoronic for my taste, but open up here I come , I'm up for anything. Before we hung up, I said By the way, what do you look like? Well, my obese belly is one hundred inches long, and my off-putting nose is ochre . I also have one-way orange hair and opal eyes. oy vey you sound perfect! I can't wait to obstruct you Well that was one week ago and we have been outlandish together ever since. Whoever said that orthodox jewish dates aren't a overcautious idea? |
| gnhbtrshw6h65ui8o9op4r -- 2/5/10 (from: Fictional Fiascos ) | | Recent headlines from the Hell Reporter: Peter Rabbit Caught In idiotic Love-triangle With Cinderella & Papa Smurf . Bugs Bunny Says, I Broke Up Barbie & Ken's Relationship...Calls Ken His darling . Daffy Duck : I Was kicked By G.I. Joe, Jack Handy & He-Man! I May Never Walk Again!! flood Hits Never Never Land - dragon -Population Devastated. Smurf-Poaching Hits All-time High, Even Though The Tooth Fairy Facing Death-By- lethal injection For The Deaths Of Papa Smurf, gay Smurf & surreal Smurf. Sudden Rupture In The Space-Time Continuum Last Sunday Sends Yosemite Sam Into 21st Century Michigan - Returns With Kim Kardashian & 17 Kids. |
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