| E.G. -- 6/15/08 (from: Official Contest Rules ) | | First, complete entry form or burp out your jaw , with complete address, contact number, and your love seat , along with 56 proofs-of-purchase from the product list on the following page. throw as often as you wish, however, entries must be sucked to the address also listed on the following page. milkshake entries will not be accepted under any circumstances. Contest open to people on Venus , except employees and immediate parrots , and is subject to all federal, state, local, and Bart Simpson ?s approval. Don?t forget to affix the proper amount of salami . |
| E.G. -- 6/15/08 (from: Internet Gaming ) | | Internet gaming has become widespread and popular in the last 40 years, especially amongst guinea pigs between the ages of 92 and 34 . Games range anywhere from a obscene game of choke the brooms , to more hi-tech games with complex graphics such as fly the tail on the cherry bomb . Games can be played for $55 over the Internet or can be screamed directly onto the gnome of your computer. Having more than one person to play with makes your gaming experience much more interesting. |
| , -- 6/15/08 (from: Internet Gaming ) | | Internet gaming has become widespread and popular in the last 20 years, especially amongst fish between the ages of 2 and 40 . Games range anywhere from a gay game of laugh the sink , to more hi-tech games with complex graphics such as fart the tail on the axe . Games can be played for $13,000,000 over the Internet or can be moaned directly onto the garden gnome of your computer. Having more than one person to play with makes your gaming experience much more interesting. |
| Megan -- 6/15/08 (from: Messed-Up Fairytale) | | One day in a land far far away, further than Libya , there lived a girl named Megan . Megan was very Evil and Gross and every man in the kingdom wanted her. Even Josh thought of getting into her Dress . One day, after drinking rather heavily for 2 hours straight, Josh Swam over to Megan 's house and said to her I'm A Werdie! Megan you are so Naked ! I'd love to take you to McDonald's and kiss you on the Lips and then you would be mine Forever. Well Megan thought that this was Slimy , He was pretty Disgusting and had a nice Barbie , So she agreed. Little did he know Megan had a secret. So off they went to McDonald's and he did kiss her on the Lips and she was his forever. well that kiss led one thing to another and soon they took of their Funky Hat and their Shoes . I'm Not Hott At All! ! Josh shouted! Megan had a Foot where her Face should be. But it was to late she was his forever. The End The moral of the story is don't count your Dances before they Singing Badly . |
| CaRaMeLpIg999 -- 6/15/08 (from: Oh Those Wacko Celebs) | | Hi, I'm Koral & welcome to tonight's edition of Celebrity Connection. There is a new epidemic sweeping through Hollywood as we speak - Milkshake -use. What effect does Milkshake -use have on the body? You're about to find out. Please welcome my three celebrity guests, all known Milkshake -abusers: Miley Cyrus , Billy Ray Cyrus & Emily Osment . Welcome to Celebrity Connection. Miley Cyrus , when did you first realize you wanted to be famous? Miley Cyrus : My Pig is Puke Green , hehehe. Emily Osment : Hey, Dogs are cool! Koral : Um, ok. Billy Ray Cyrus , when is your next movie coming out? Billy Ray Cyrus : Cats make good Birds , if you know what I mean, dude. Miley Cyrus : My Arm is Orange , see. Koral : Please put your clothes back on. Emily Osment , what would you be doing right now if you weren't famous? Emily Osment : An alien visited my Washington Monument and said, Oh My Gosh! ! Then he gave me a cold glass of Water . Billy Ray Cyrus : Madonna is my mother & I sleep with her every night. Miley Cyrus : Look, and my Belly is Lime Green ! OMG - Hearts reproduce like rabbits; they're taking over the world, AAAAAHHHHHH! !! Emily Osment : (starts talking to chair) Hey, Great! , what you doin' tonight? Wanna go Screaming ? Koral : Well, there you have it, Pink Ladies . You've seen for yourself the Cute effects Milkshake - abuse is having on our celebrities. As if Hollywood couldn't get any Slimy ! Kewl! ! |
| tom -- 6/15/08 (from: Bad Trip ) | | One night I was riding my it was so suck my balls ! When we got back to the lol I took off my bedroom because I was so thong , soo ride that I turned on the ride . Just hearing that blender made me feel crash I couldn't control myself from going out and shag my whole shag over and over again, but just as I was about to genesis do I woke up in a pile of phil collins and I realized that it was a pizza concert of ride I screamed police ! Then I ! my pants and found a photo of piss along with barack obama . That Is why I was crack ! I said aloud that is when !! came and arrested me... The End??? Or Was IT??? |
| jazmine -- 6/14/08 (from: Milkshake ) | | You cannot eat it all!Sloshy,slishy, jorge .I licked of all thuh shiny cream.I would walk a cherry on top.Man, you're gonna scream.Cold ulgy milk drippin' down your arm .My stomach is like, ya know, cold.I love thuh beautiful rich taste.One more dog it's almost gone.Slurp.IT IS DONE! |
| Lauren -- 6/14/08 (from: Messed-Up Fairytale ) | | One day in a land far far away, further than Jankersville , there lived a girl named Lauren . Lauren was very gorgeous and seductive and every man in the kingdom wanted her. Even AE thought of getting into her shirt . One day, after drinking rather heavily for 35 hours straight, AE ran over to Lauren 's house and said to her OH MY! Lauren you are so short ! I'd love to take you to Fred'burg and kiss you on the chest and then you would be mine Forever. Well Lauren thought that this was gorgeous , He was pretty talkative and had a nice hair , So she agreed. Little did he know Lauren had a secret. So off they went to Fred'burg and he did kiss her on the chest and she was his forever. well that kiss led one thing to another and soon they took of their pants and their shirt . DANG! U IDIOT! ! AE shouted! Lauren had a booty where her lips should be. But it was to late she was his forever. The End The moral of the story is don't count your babies before they sit . |
| heatherlynn. [fabulous.] -- 6/14/08 (from: Internet Gaming ) | | Internet gaming has become widespread and popular in the last 13 years, especially amongst cats between the ages of 45 and 8 . Games range anywhere from a fuzzy game of kill the refridgerator , to more hi-tech games with complex graphics such as sharpen the tail on the knive . Games can be played for $7968767404752045872045298575123497839867364975.64 over the Internet or can be ate directly onto the plastic flamingos of your computer. Having more than one person to play with makes your gaming experience much more interesting. |
| hanna -- 6/13/08 (from: Official Contest Rules ) | | First, complete entry form or fart your ear , with complete address, contact number, and your chair , along with 14 proofs-of-purchase from the product list on the following page. talk as often as you wish, however, entries must be smelled to the address also listed on the following page. hamburger entries will not be accepted under any circumstances. Contest open to people on pluto , except employees and immediate chew with mouth open , and is subject to all federal, state, local, and elmo �s approval. Don�t forget to affix the proper amount of spam . |
|
