I want everyone to know that i am not a lesbian. One day, like 4 houras ago, i was a nastaaayyy girl on the street. I don't usually humped girls, but this one was special. She had a stoked eyeball and her pet gerbal was beautiful. I couldn't help myself. I spanked over to her and tickled her on the shvincter. She looked at me with surprise. I was so overwhelmed with feehhkin happy, i screamed out git!!!!!!!!!! This made her scream as well. Then suddenly i saw her boyfriend. I gobbled the goo and ran off. I never saw her again. So like i said before, i am a hairy girl, but not a lesbian.

This year we brought my grandfather home from the senior facility so he could enjoy Thanksgiving with the family. My grandfather is one hundred and five years old. He has false pecs so it is hard for him to chew. During dinner he began to choke and I had to lick him on the back. A chunk of the roasted cobra came flying out of his mouth and landed in my baby brother's water glass. My baby brother yelled "That was unnecessary!", but my grandfather is nearly deaf so he didn't hear him. All of a sudden everyone at the table smelled garbage and we knew it was time for me to change grandfather's apron. Nobody wanted to finish eating because all of our appetites were ruined. For Christmas we are going to visit grandfather at the facility, and after he falls asleep we will go eat dinner at Bamboo City.