One day you and your friend, Joei go on a trip to Las Vegas and decide to stop for some hash brownies to eat. Then after you finish your food you start seeing weird horses you look over to Joei and see that he/she has disappeared! You look and see a goat, he tells you to suck his giant rectum you say " OKAY BABE! " And now you must run a marathon or you will suffer from forever-lasting herpes!
For Christmas this year, my girlfriend bought us a trip to Amsterdam. I was so Depressed! She spent Thirty-One dollars on the tickets and travel expenses, she's so rich! Anyways when we arrived we went to Berlin to buy some Cucumbers. We then decided to hang out at Munich and Litter. We were hungry so we decided to go eat Peaches at Vienna with Natalie Portman, she's so Limousine! The End