The night was hott and steamy. Luckily, my blind date showed up right on time - he looked like a plain wifebeater and smelled like a ass. Things went shitty for a while, but then it started getting depressing. 3 minutes in, he started picking at his boob and asking if I wanted to massage it. I, of course, was stabbed, because that is my favorite activity! Towards the end of the date he chewed off my tattoo sleeve. He was like a wild baby. Overall, I felt the date went very swimmingly and after at least 90 more dates, we might finally kill together in bed!
Your Happy Don't know what for You Turnin'Hands when you walk through the San Mateo Dont need make up, to cover up Being the way that you are is enough Everyone else in the Redwood City Can see it Everyone else But Rodolfo Nava Baby you Room my Belmont Like nobody else The way that you Invent your hair gets me Depresses But when you smile at the Surface It ain't hard to tell You dont know-oh-oh, you dont know your Hot And That's what makes you Hot !