Today, me my dad and my sister, Pebbles went to the scandalous mall. We saw a real creamy budgie in a tiny cage. She was mauveand green. She was so creamy that we bought her. She would sing a feminine song. We named her Pat. Once she got out of her terrific and she was whistling all over th house! Our pet swan ran after her, but she survived. She was so gleeful that we had to glue her for 1170 hours. We were so ashamed about you! We all love you our Pat!
My friend Danielle and I decided to audition for American Idol. I chose the song My Blue Heaven and she sang Blue and Yellow. Randy loved my audition and said it was Pretty. Steve Tyler said I am a very Disgusting performer. The guest judge, Adam Levine, said "You have my vote!" I was so Overwhelmed I started Humping. My friend Danielle wasn't as lucky. Randy said she sings like a Fucking Honey Vag. Steve Tyler said she reminded him of a The Boner in labor. Adam Levine was kinder and simply told her "Keep Singing and try again next year." I'm going to New York City so make sure you vote for me, everybody!