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I hate going over to my Aunt's house! She has 11 goat and her house smells like weed. Sadly I have to go over there every weekend because my mom always has to go to Belleville. I ask her if i can just go with her, but her response is always " I'm sorry Bubba this is how it has to be!" Every time I go over to my aunts house she treats me like a baby! She feeds me KFC and tells me to scrub my ribs when i take a bath. The thing i hate most is that she makes me wear my musty jockstrap. I would much rather go to the South then stay here with my aunt, but i dont wnt to telll her that and make her high. Yesterday she made me run the bong! Luckily I managed to find a chicken that I can play with when my aunt isn't nagging me to feed her goat. I can't wait to come visit my aunt again next weekend. :( (sarcasm)