All through out history, the big, bad wolf has been misunderstood. In reality, he was the stupid, jerk wolf, he was a she, and her birth name was Bonnie. It was simply a rumor that she licked Little blue jumping Hood's grandmother. She simply wanted to have a pajama party, talk about Tory and paint each others nose hairs. Grandmother had so much fun she suffered a leg attack and died laughing. Little blue jumping Hood jumped to the wrong conclusion. As far as the three little doggies go; that was misinformation as well. When Bonnie was banging on their doors to come in, she was trying to hide from an angry woodsman with an the mall who was trying to punch her to death. See how unfair rumors and prejudice can be?
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