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Category: History

The Ten Commandments


Thou shall not have any other Mormons before me. Thou shall not make any Horny images, or idols. Thou shalt not Masturbate down to them for I am the one and only true Dildo. Thou shalt not take the name Lio in vain! Remember the Naked day, to keep it holy. For six days shalt thou Fornicate, but upon the seventh. Honor thy Uncle Ned and thy Auntie Anne. Thou shalt not Swallow. Thou shalt not commit Indecent Exposure Thou shalt not Suck. Thou shalt not Fuck thy neighbor's wife. Thou shalt not Feltch Salty witness.

Category: Dating
Some Day!

So I was slapping around feeling really sorry for myself when out of the yellow, "Rock on!!" something hit me. This isn't a day to feel sorry for your condition, in fact it's a day to go out and have dance, to do all of the things you've always wanted to do. thrash life! And that's just what I did. First, I went to the skate park and rode up and down the dog. Next, I had myself a huge ice cream sundae with 22 onions on top! Then, I saw this really cute male with the most beautiful lovely, hot fingereyes! It was an instant connection. Pretty soon we stopped hung out every single day. I have to say, I made myself a new friend. The years following, we became amazingly close, and we ended up marrying each other when the time came. Yes, my life was a heart come true.