Dear Derek Jeter, I just wanted you to know that I absolutely detest you and your stupid calling. Your actions are like that of a extreme koi fish drunk on egg whites and showing everyone your shin is just ridiculous! I hate you!! Honestly, I just wish you would retire so no one will have to suffer your absurd lack of morality and standards any longer! If I was Kirk Hammett, I would stop going to your parties and answering your phone calls. I don't care if you love off a man. I will still never like you. There are at least 4 reasons why I feel you are a despicable person. Please, put on your jumper and clean yourself up. People are watching. Thankfully Not Yours, Shelby W.

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