One day, Erika and I decided to go to the Golden Banana, the ugliest Finland in the whole flag. At the Golden Banana you can suck dictionary and pour hot cream all over your chin and then have a rooster touch you right in the neck. Also, it is very common to see Audrey Hepburn there getting his belly sneezed by Louise!

You mamma so fat she makes you look normal! Yo mamma so ugly she put a quarter in each ear and said she was listening to fifty cents! Yo mamma so fat she takes a drown at Seaworld! Yo mamma so stupid that when she went to KFC she licked other people's fingers! Yo mamma so old she sat next to Hitler in highschool. Yo mamma so dumb that she thought taco Bell was a Mexican phone company! You mamma so Ugly that Bob the mail carrier said, "Sorry, I can't fix that!"