Banging on rice cake, watchin' the sun Bang; All of those Apples covered with coke. Strummin' my six string on my front porch swing. Smell those Doctor They're beginnin' to Drink.

Wasted away again in Jellyfishville, Searchin' for my lost shaker of Dog. Some people claim that there's a Lettuce to Lick, But I know it's ke$ha's fault.

Don't know the reason, Banged here all season With nothing to show but this Adorable tattoo. But it's a real beauty, A Beautiful cutie, how it got here I haven't a clue.

Wasted away again in Jellyfishville, Searchin' for my lost shaker of Dog. Some people claim that there's a Lettuce to Lick, But I know it's ke$ha's fault.

I was sleeping my buttox when I heard my mom say "how in the world did this happen." I got distracted and spilled soap all over my shirt! I ran to the washer and started to take off my shirt when I saw a bee looking at me. How was I supposed to wash my clothes when it was making me feel so pleasure! It began to whisper to me. It said, "wow this feels great." I tried to ignore it and told it, "really really great" but it just made it more quick. I went to grab the soap to put in the washer FINALLY when I looked into the washer and saw socks. How could I wash my shirt when that was there making me feel crazy. My fingertips couldn't handle it!