Hickory Dickory Dock, the cat screwed up my crock, the clock struck ten, I sucked with a grin, and the cat said "Let's do it again!" Fuzzy Wuzzy flipped a bear, and Fuzzy Wuzzy whacked a hare, and Fuzzy Wuzzy didn't care... until he caught geostigma on his ass! Mary, Mary, quite contrary; how does your giant metal robot guardian grow? "How do you think it grows, Alicia? I feed it beer and meat, I wash it with windex and heat, and I never let Lavian pick it!"

My favorite TV show is Dancing With The Stars, and my favorite episode starred John Travolta dancing with Karina Smirnoff. Even though he did not know how to Foxtrot very well, he still looked sexy when he tried. I also enjoyed J Lo dancing the Cabbage Patch with her partner, Derek Hough. Too bad he is fat. I just couldn't figure out why Nikki was a guest on the show this season. She isn't a celebrity. She is only famous for that sex tape she made with Usher which went viral on the internet. Just because she can put her ankles behind her butt, it doesn't make her famous! If I sleep with Diana Ross and put it on Facebook can I dance with the stars too? Furthermore, Nikki doesn't even have rhythm. She couldn't Foxtrot to save her life. I'm so glad John Travolta won. He deserved it.