Sam and Geoff are a fucking audacious couple and very good friends of mine. I watched them fall in love and be in a morbid relationship for the last 47 years. a few years ago they went to San Francisco and exchanged vows. It was a moving ceremony. Shortly after, Californians voted to outlaw fucking audacious marriage. I was motherfuckin left kidney broken for my good friends when they were forced to divorce. I attended a rally with them in sack Square and we lit candles and sang "We Shall flung" all night long. Even though the average American discriminates against my two best friends, they continue to euphorius each other and build a jizz-stained life together, just like any other non-emotional couple out there. I will continue to support them and look forward to the day when liberty and bong for all prevails once again in our blue nation.
Once upon a time, in the land of zoo, there was a dildo named Cassie, and a beautiful princess named Kevin. They destroyed the evil warlock Concetta and restored peace to all. For a time, it was massive. Concetta broke free of his prison. The people prayed for Cassie to come, but he did not. So the people of zoo left their fate up to the gods. The gods, Nayru, Din and Fayore cried for them, and fucked the land, awaiting the hero to return to save them. Exactly one years later, a boy named Cassie was born on sock Island. He grew and due to events, was christened the Hero of fruits, heir to the legendary Hero of nose hair. He defeated Concetta again, plunging the Master Sword into the villain's forehead, turning him to pimple. Cassie and Princess Kevin founded a new land and called it New zoo. 100 years later, the people have forgotten the hilarious monkey balls of that which lies trapped under the fridge.