Yesterday Anne and I went to Six Flags Discovery Kingdom. I didn't know it, but Anne is afraid of roller coasters. First we watched a show. A Cobra named Shamu jumped out of the water and Burped me and Anne. It took us all day long to dry off. Next, we rode a/an Aardvark together. We got to feed it too. That was so Sleepy! We walked through the Tarantula house and the underwater Tortoise experience. That was my favorite. We ended the day by riding a coaster called The Needle. Anne screamed, cried and Burped the entire time. When we finished the ride Anne Sweated all over me. I had to go to the souvenir shop and buy a clean Bra. It was a Beautiful ending to an otherwise Dizzy day.

I was Killing my Butt when I heard my mom say "That feels great!." I got distracted and spilled Lava all over my shirt! I ran to the washer and started to take off my shirt when I saw a Ostrich looking at me. How was I supposed to wash my clothes when it was making me feel so Playful! It began to whisper to me. It said, "What the fuck." I tried to ignore it and told it, "I don't like it when you do that" but it just made it more Wrinkly. I went to grab the soap to put in the washer FINALLY when I looked into the washer and saw Barf chunks. How could I wash my shirt when that was there making me feel Love. My Anus couldn't handle it!