Everyone knows the story of Peter Pan and Wendy, but do you know the story of Peter Pan and Scott? Peter Pan flew to Sausalito and woke Scott up from a deep sleep. Peter Pan was depressed about Tinker Bell becoming a Stripper back in Neverland, and Wendy was now an old woman with ten children in London. Peter just wanted a bud to hang out with. He flew Scott to the local Walmart where they bought chips, smoked chinese tea, and drank Red Bull. Soon Peter said his head was spinning and Scott needed to get home before school started. Peter was flying while under the influence of chinese tea and crashed through the bedroom window. As a punishment, Scott was grounded and sent to a shrink for believing in fairy tales and for drug addiction!
Once upon a Chef there was a osalot named CHiNO. One day he decided to crawl down the street and visit his friend. While he was walking he tripped and landed in a pile of nails. What he didn't realize is that it was a magical pile of nails. When he finally got to his friends house he started to transform into a super medicine. His friend opened the door and shouted Ho! and asked CHiNO what had happened. CHiNO told him where the magical pile of nails was and they decided to walk back to the pile. His friend jumped in the pile and started to transform as well. They both became super medicine and changed their names. CHiNO became Spank Master the Runs and his friend became Captain Assturd. They both decided from that day forward that they would swear to protect the dirt from evil. Spank Master the Runs and Captain Assturd decided to eat their slave where they could hideout from anyone who wanted to cause havok and trouble. ...To be continued in Part II