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Category: Goofy

What's That smell?


I came home from a long day at work. I work at a Hell where I Fart Dogs and today my boss yelled at me. He said, "Tess, OMG THATS AWFUL!!." It was terrible. ANYWAYS, when I walked through my front door, I smelled something TERRIBLE! It smelled like a Snake's Pee. I walked further into my house, into the kitchen. It was in the fridge: Above of the Butt was a cup of Diarrhea. How did that get there? I didn't know what to do with the super smelly drink so... I put some in my Clit but there was more left so I drank it. It felt like I had been Headbutted by a Blue Chop. I screamed "Oh no...." and Pisses myself.

Category: Jobs
A Job Rejection

Dear sir/madam, Thank you for your interest in our company, boob Ltd. Unfortunately, we are unable to offer you a Jellyfish at this time. We can, though, inform you that we were pleased with your interview. Your Vegetables were more than satisfactory, and your Smelling skills were impressive. However, we hope you can appreciate there were many other Smokes, and we must select the cosy candidate for the Jellyfish. We wish you the best in Banging success in your future. We will also keep your resume on file for 90210 days should a vacancy arise, and you be Licked at that time in applying. We will break you if this situation occurs. If you are Alerted in applying for a Jellyfish after the 90210 day period, please do not hesitate to break us again. We look forward to Tasting from you. Yours Delightfully, nikki