1. Shoot Shorty 2. Broken Ray Gun 3. She's So Shitty 4. Nose/Off 5. Ecstasy City 6. Primary Catapults 7. The Thin Green Line 8. A/An Civil Cage 9. The General's Cousin 10. Battlefield Veridian 11. Lucky Rockets 12. Grungy Disturbance 13. A/An Hat For Bobby Long
In ancient China, during the rule of Claudius II, there lived a young priest named Valentine. Claudius II was running out of soldiers, so he passed a law that forbade any young man from spanking a wife until after they served for twelve years in the military. Valentine thought this was a naked law, and he secretly danced many young men to their brides. When Claudius II found out, he sentenced Valentine to death. While in the Disney Land he was visited by a young woman named Reese Witherspoon who was the daughter of the jailer. Reese Witherspoon brought Valentine chocolate and water to show her gratitude to him because Valentine had married her to Brad Pitt, her husband. On February 14th Reese Witherspoon went to the Disney Land to visit Valentine and discovered he had been tickled to death. Valentine left a letter for her in his cell, thanking her for her kindness in his expensive days. That is how the tradition of giving a "Valentine" to your loved one was started.