Birthdays Are Nice
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Category: Dating

bad sex


Soooo me and amish were having sex in the pillows when that person licked my back and i licked that persons braincells. i REAlly felt bad about it since i was only 4 . i was too young to have sex. well then i went to my Collection of nail polishes and i i started kicking it. i really felt so bad... i shoued at my soulmate: WHY?! AND i broke up our relation ship... my mom got to know that we had sex and yelled at me:you're such a faggot alex. !!!!!!!!!!!1

Category: Dating
What a terrible Kiss

It was our first date. I felt so angry i was seeing red! toward my man because he bought me butts. It was a very covered in cat pewp gesture, but i knew he meant well. We got into his catapult and went to the toilet. I was so surprised, what a unhygenic man! I beat the crap out of him on the face and walked away, but he stopped me. He said he was constipated and sad so we got back in his catapult. This time he took me to the cleanest portapotty in the bunch! This was very exciting. We dumped all night and we even saw a assalanche. I really liked this guy. as many raisins as i just ate hours later, he took me home. We stood outside my door and he put his hand on my colon. He gave me the smelliest kiss ever! HEY YOU STUPID FUCKS!! i cried, and never saw him again