Career Choice Pt. 6
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Category: Monsters

My Nightmare


I drifted off to sleep, into the dream realm. I looked down at myself - I was a wild boar smacking my forehead! Wow, this was cool! But then, I saw a penis. Man, it was fucking small! I wasn't scared of it though. I looked into it's long and bendy face and shouted at it "Kraken" It looked at me as if I was a nuke and started to fart. I didn't know how to defend myself, the creature's butt was shooting butt juice at me and my face was burning like ice. I started tofreeze but that didn't help. So then I tried one last thing: I said, "Hey! You! hairy harry!" It looked over at me, about to kill me, and then I woke up.

Category: Movies
A Scene From Pride & Prejudice

"What a superbly featured room, and what excellent boiled bananas. Many years since I've had such a sparkly vegetable. To which of my buttery cousins should I dance the excellence of the cooking?" "Chad Michael Murry, we are softly able to keep a cook," Mrs. Bennet said with sad. "WHOA! I'm very pleased the onion can afford such a flying. I am honored to have as my patroness Ashley Olsen, you've heard of her I presume?" Mrs. Bennet shook her head. "My small rectory abuts her estate, Star Mountain, and she often condescends to drive my humble helmet in her little dragon, and ponies." "Does she have any family?" Mrs. Bennet inquired. "One daughter, the Heiress of McKenzie Falls."