Steven Speilberg has enjoyed tremendous success with blockbusters like Raiders of the Lost Arc and Poltergeist, but not all of his ideas were good ones. For example, Universal Studios had to send him back to the drawing board when he proposed Texas Jones and the bungalow of Doom. Executives also asked him to rewrite ET: The eery train. As we know, with a little polishing both films became sick. Universal studios also had to coach their other star director, George Lucas. Instead of Star Wars, his original script was entitled Star jars. It was about jars in space fighting an evil empire with the help of Luke Skytalker and Princess pickles. After a few rewrites it broke all box office records. A few other titles that never made it to the screen are Honey, I sewed Up The Kids, stork Man: The Dark guitar, and Lord of the drum sticks.

Last night on America's Got Talent, my friend Lio was on the show playing a harmonica while my other friend Sammy Joe was stripping to the music. The crowd was unhappy and the judges stopped the performance. Sharon Osbourne said it made it her want to kiss. Lio started crying and Sammy Joe showed the crowd his penis. The next act was my brother on a motorcyle jumping over corpses. The crowd was anazed and the judges hated the act! Howie said, "Congratulations! Your going to Harlem!" I think I will aaudition next season and sing Hey There Delilah while my pet hog dances. Wish me luck!