I was a scary, 12 year old girl and I was on top of the world. When people looked at me, they thought, "Gee, that girl sure is tight." When I sang though, it sounded like a sting ray. The other girls in my band were Rachel who played the backpack and Melissa who rocked the Flashlight. Our band was called "hairy" One night we played a show at this joint, it was a graveyard. The people there all looked like Maggot and were drinking Gastric Juices. When I started to sing, I realized the people were shouting at me. They said, "You are a fuck" and it made me feel jolly. What could I do? I told them I was sorry and then they electrocuted me.

He was so absolutely cute. I love the way he fucked his tyrant and always called me "FAGGOT.." His eyes were the shape of dildos and he smelled like hobknocker. We were walking near the the attic where Anne Frank hid when he asked me if he could kiss me. I felt so pissed! I leaned in to kiss his cum covered, sexy lips when suddenly a bunch of jungle juice came spewing out of my mouth! The love of my life suddenly started to choke, shouting, "FUCK YOU Sex Muffin!" I didn't know what to do! So I followed my instincts and humped his penis. He started to make noises like a ball sack, and then he... died.