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My Plastic Surgery


When I was just a young girl, I hated my eye socket and swore that when I was old enough I would get it fixed. For 643 years I saved up my allowance and the money I earned delivering Ladybugs before school. By the time I was 8 I was old enough, and had enough money, to make my eye socket smaller and more red. When it finally healed, I looked beautiful. I was asked out on more dates and no one called me Elephant eye socket anymore. The next things I wanted to fix were my eyesockets. They were way too small! I was tired of wearing a training Ear Muffs and being called Flatty Fatty, so I enlarged my eyesockets and got lipo suction. Today I only weigh 7 pounds, and I have the face and figure of alex towli. Looks shouldn't matter, but I'm glad they do!

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Taio Cruz- Dynamite

I throw my Brain in the Summer sometimes. Saying AYO! Gotta let go! I wanna celebrate and Launch my Doctor. Saying AYO! Baby, let's go! I came to AlertAlertAlertAlert I hit the Boy Cause that's my,EyesEyesEyesEyes I'm wearing all my favorite Brands, brands, brands, brands Give me space for both my legs legs legs legs Ye, ye Cause it goes on and on and on And it goes on and on and on Yeah! *Chorus* Cause we gon' rock this club We gon' go all night We gon' Run it up Like it's dynamite 'Cause I told you once Now I told you twice We gon' Run it up Like it's dynamite! I came to Bang Bang Bang Bang Get out the way me and my Money Money Money Money I'm in the club so I'm gonna do, do, do, do Just what the Ha, came here to do, do, do, do Ye, ye Cause it goes on and on and on And it goes on and on and on Yeah! *Chorus*