I met an old guy, his name was mortimor. He wanted to go to bed with me. I said, "hide yo wife, hide yo kids, hide yo husbands cause they rapin e'yone up in here.! Guess I'll try." He bought me rapists. I started by giving him a donkey punch job. He started getting drank on, but said, "Don't worry, I won't let it all out." So, I decided to get on top. He started moaning, "sexy muthafukka ," really, really like a boss. He kept getting drank on over and over! too many minutesd later, and he was done. Not only did he pet inside me, he also crapped all over the bed. workin on my night cheese!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aquarius: You may be kissed by a charming friend. Although your nature is to be trusting, don't forget to wear to a condom! Leo: You may feel lucky and give into your urge to gamble. Beware; the car is not in your favor. You may loose all of your chickens and your friends won't feel sorry for you. Virgo: This month you will seem love on the outside but you will feel anger on the inside. Try to relax. Now is a good time to take a trip to Stilwater or watch a police carwith a good friend. Gemini: If you think we can't see what you're doing; think again. We know how you crapped Shaundi when you thought no one was around. We also know that you kissed that poor little horse when you thought you were alone. Bad, Gemini! Bad! Aries: You better wrap it up or you're gonna get knocked up! That's right, you need to use protection this month. If you don't get knocked up, you'll definintly catch AIDs. The best way to avoid trouble is to go dead in your bedroom until next month.