You mamma so Creepy she makes you look normal! Yo mamma so Adorable she put a quarter in each ear and said she was listening to fifty cents! Yo mamma so fat she takes a water arobics at Seaworld! Yo mamma so Beautiful that when she went to KFC she licked other people's fingers! Yo mamma so old she sat next to elvis in highschool. Yo mamma so dumb that she thought nochos Bell was a Mexican phone company! You mamma so Ugly that Bob the litter said, "Sorry, I can't fix that!"

So I'm walking to the shore store and out of nowhere comes Steph and Helena. We see each other and automatically we know it's gonna be a bra in a thong good time at the shore. We were going to go puckering but instead we decide to go posing together. We are dressed to kill, Steph is showing her neck in a tiny shirt and Helena looks like a happy aardvark with her outfit. We just wanna run into Joe and Kirby to drinkBloody Mary and eat. Yum! ! Good times at the Jersey Shore !