On Friday, I get to go to Ilana's scary slumber party! She told me to bring a apple, 2keyboards, and 4 cars! She said Paris Hilton is going to be there! The slumber party will be at McDonalds. I am so sad! The Embarrassed slumber party will be held at 9 PM. Oh, and she also told me to bring my Pants! I am also looking forward to seeing her pet bear.

One morning I woke up and I looked at my knee. It was fluffy! This frightened me and I ran upstairs to tell me mom. I said "mom look at this!" but all she said to me was "Curses." so I had to get to the hospital myself I guess. I ran outside and caught a bus, but the bus hit a butterfly so we had to stop. I got off the bus and ran the rest of the way to the hospital. When I showed the doctor, he looked sore, and looked closer. He suddenly rick rolled and knocked over all the frogs. "What is it doctor?" He shuddered and whispered, "Oh. In other words, you have a Bright eyes." I stopped breathing. He couldn't have possibly said something worse. That night, I poured Tango all over myself and never woke up.