The town of Your momville was in trouble and there were only 2 Motherfuckers that could save it: Nigg3r and his retarded sidekick Mayor McCheese. They hopped into their Volkswagen Banana and went to the scene of the problem: the kitchen. Nigg3r used his abilities to shoot sweat from his man boob onto the evil villain, Ashlyn. Mayor McCheese helped by raping on the sidewalk. Ashlyn was quite angry about getting sweat on his suit, so he got Nigg3r back by dumping hobo in his Volkswagen Banana. Nigg3r was happy. That car was given to him by his father, Ashlyn. He took Ashlyn by the anus and poured blood down his throat until he died. Mayor McCheese slapped Ashlyn's wife. The End.
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