My friend ange and I decided to audition for American Idol. I chose the song and she sang . Randy loved my audition and said it was . Steve Tyler said I am a very performer. The guest judge, , said "You have my vote!" I was so I started . My friend ange wasn't as lucky. Randy said she sings like a . Steve Tyler said she reminded him of a in labor. was kinder and simply told her "Keep and try again next year." I'm going to so make sure you vote for me, everybody!

One day, there was a boy named Harry Potter, he was a beard. He never knew though. He thought was a muggle, or a swimming pool person. He was quite sexy. He as a scar shaped like a lightning bolt on his nose. He was very, very content. He lived in Hell. With 4 family members, who were muggles. His parents died because of Lord Voldemort, or He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named. They were scrub of him. He was a hot wheelbarrow. He killed innocent wizards, witches, and muggles. He had a pet bear named Hedwig. His best friends were named Margareta Weasley and Verity Granger. Harry was very slippery just like Efva Attling. Eventually, everything evened out after a lot of drama. He is married and has kids.