When I saw the baby's Penis I felt Love. I named the baby Boo. The baby was so Super stinky... It was the only baby I had ever felt a connection to. I taught the baby how to Poop and inturn the baby taught me about Farts. One day I was feeling really Horrified because earlier I had Diarrhead a Heart, but things finally became happy because I heard the baby speak it's first words: he said "Why the fuck is it so stinky?!?!?"

I can't believe that Lio actually asked Molly to the upcoming school dance. Even more amazing is that she said "yes"! Everyone will be shocked when they arrive together. She is going to wear a Purple dress and he will wear a black suit with a Purple tie. We are double dating. Me and Chris will meet them at the dance. I hope Mr. Harvey isn't at the dance. I hate that stupidcrap! Afterwards we are going to Stevie's house for a party because his parents are away on vacation. His band, The Slacking Hackers will perform all of our favorite songs, and his older sister bought a case of hard lemonade for us to drink. I wonder if Lio will make out with Molly at the party. That would be so crazy!