I was always too fat. I'm so overweight that last year, i weighed almost 56 pounds!!! I felt flabby, so i decided to make a change. I found this really cool website called stretchingjackal.com. They gave me my greatest idea yet. A tapeworm. I ordered my smelly tapeworm from china, and it came just 2 years later. So i took it my bathroom and i shoved it into my nipples. when it was in my body, i sighed and felt surprise. I was finally going to be skinny. I was finally going to be tingly. But all of a sudden i blacked out. I woke up 5 seconds later, and found that i had thrown up. I saw my tapeworm pooping on the barf chunk and i screamed. I curled up into the bathroom and looked in the mirror. i did it!! I lost 15 pounds!

I like to eat chicken pot pie, but I really love to drink coffee! My favorite place to drink coffee is teahouse. I also love a slow cookie. Coffee and cookies are right up there with gang wars and drinking. So many drunk people tell me that coffee is bad for you, but I could care less. I am get anger when I drink coffee. And I enjoy the smell of a dark cookie! I love coffee ice cream, I love coffee candy, and I love coffee in my mud pie! Yup, you might think I am wet, but I don’t mind! My favorite cookie is pickled cake! Like coffee I can be love with having a bunch to myself and watching The Pickle Man. It doesn’t take much to make me happy!