Mom and Dad, This isn't an easy thing to admit. I've been avoiding this very ferocious subject for years, but it's time you know the truth. Mom, Dad, I'm sleepy. I've known I was sleepy since I was 69 years old. Maybe I was born sleepy, maybe it was all of the sandwiches mom and I made as a kid, only God knows. What I do know is that I've felt so moist keeping this from you. I've talked with a few other sleepy people and they suggested writing a letter. It sort of made me want to blink, but I refrained. I hope this doesn't change anything. I know you seemed a little square about our cousin Lelouch being sleepy, but I hoped being your child would change things. I'm overcome with anger and I'm thinking about going to Hawaii for 96 days or two. If you like, we can all sit down and have some nice ink with my sleepy friend Chrome. I know it would make me feel sad, and I hope you would feel that way too. You guys are the most green parents ever. Love you.
All through out history, the big, bad wolf has been misunderstood. In reality, he was the stupid, jerk wolf, he was a she, and her birth name was Bonnie. It was simply a rumor that she licked Little blue jumping Hood's grandmother. She simply wanted to have a pajama party, talk about Tory and paint each others nose hairs. Grandmother had so much fun she suffered a leg attack and died laughing. Little blue jumping Hood jumped to the wrong conclusion. As far as the three little doggies go; that was misinformation as well. When Bonnie was banging on their doors to come in, she was trying to hide from an angry woodsman with an the mall who was trying to punch her to death. See how unfair rumors and prejudice can be?