On this week's episode of Project Runway, the contestants had to design a underwear for hanna montana to wear in her next concert. lexi created a red bra with soft sequins. The judges all agreed it was too fat. shelby designed a bald skirt to wrap around hanna montana's ears. The judges applauded and called it "skinny"! shelby was declared the winner of this week's challenge and moved onto the next round! Next week, justin beiber will be the guest judge and will ask them to design Hawaiian Shirts.
I hate Christmas because of the crowds of boogers in the crazy stores, all fighting with each other and clawing and waltzing to get to the last toy for their retarded nosed little brat at home. You know the brat; the one who whines when he doesn't get a new ipod mucus, or a new screen television, or a new Perry Ellis jock strap. The same brat who pulls my beard and laughs at my fat belly when he sits on my lap. The brat who didn't leave me any cookies and vodka when I came down his chimney last year. I hate Christmas because of Lio! This year I am putting him on the naughty list and he is getting Kmart brand training bras and a year supply of pickled hyenatails! That will teach him!