1. Bang The Wildcat 2. Ellery Queen, Sweet Director 3. Footsteps In The Tool 4. Ellery Queen's Penthouse Orgasm Party 5. Physically Yours 6. Dive Chewer 7. Ellery Queen And The Perfect Orgasm Party 8. Ellery Queen And The Nice Ring 9. The Anteater Man 10. The Strap Of Frankenstein 11. Newbie In A Jam 12. Men Of Chile 13. The Affectionate Impersonation 14. Stage Drill Canteen
Once upon a time their lived a skanky witch who could not been seen unless she was going to power bottomed you. One Halloween night Shanaynay was trick-or-treating when she heard a voice say "come here my child". Shanaynay looked around but didn't see anything. Unexpectedly, there started to appear a vajayjay followed by milkshakes then a mouth and just then her whole body started to appear. Shanaynay was amazed and said, "Ah hell nah!" Then the witch said "Come closer, dear child." Suddenly, a spark of light appeared and Shanaynay went flying into the witch's clutches and they scizzored away! Years passed by and Shanaynay was never seen again so Lydia took her clothes, cell phone and her vibrator and then sold all of the unwanted stuff on ebay.