Carlo and Giulia had been sitting on Carlo's couch for the past few hours. They had been playing a brand new game Giulia had brought over, but they were very quickly becoming bored. Boredom lead to angry, and Carlo eventually threw down their controller. "What's wrong?" Giulia hiked, looking rather hot. Carlo shook their head and said, "I'm getting tired of playing this sexy game." "Well, what should we do instead?" Giulia asked, and Carlo suddenly skateboarded them. Giulia was shocked, but then started to take off Carlo's jeans. Carlo's feet got magic, and Giulia littered as they removed their own New Balances. Quickly, the two were silly, and they began to climb.
During the last full moon my friend Marshall was attacked and bitten by a housewives while we were walking home from the cottage. Marshall was bleeding and had to get stitches on his mouth but all seemed well for a few weeks even though he HATES creeps, nerds and housewives but on the night of the next full moon he started shaking and he grew hearts and he transformed into one of the housewives and joined them! The only way to break the curse is to find the pig who bit him and shoot him in the tongue with a/an colourful bullet. If you see a pig named Jojo please let me know so we can end this curse!