On this week's episode of Project Runway, the contestants had to design a Bra for Miley Cyrus to wear in her next concert. Arianne created a Purple Underware with ugly sequins. The judges all agreed it was too stinky. Katie designed a love sock to wrap around Miley Cyrus's toes. The judges applauded and called it "Embarrassed"! Katie was declared the winner of this week's challenge and moved onto the next round! Next week, Ashton Kutcher will be the guest judge and will ask them to design Hawaiian Shirts.

Last year at our high school, heart High, my good friend joseph was voted prom king and his girlfriend mary wasn't. Boy was she frisky. In fact, my other good friend tess was voted prom queen, and when joseph and tess were dancing rachel went snottystinky and started slapping them and tried to jump them over the head with her farts. The principal yelled ewww this stinks and the next day she wass soooooo suspended. joseph broke up with her and everybody was talking about it. When she finally returned to school, she found out joseph was dating someone new... another excelent friend of mine named bryan. Awww. They make the sweetest couple.