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Category: Travels

How to Get Ready for a Family Vacation

Going on a(n) sexy vacation with your family soon? Don't know how to get ready? Here are some dirty tips to help you get started: 1. Remember to pack sunscreen. It might get up to twelve degrees outside, and you might get naked! 2. If you can bring your pet python along, remember to pack lots of dog french fry for it! 3. Bring any video games if you'd like. Games like Angry Birds are really boring, but other than "The Chronicles of Ufta!," you'll be fine. 4. Going to Vegas? Ask your parents to go to The Bad Waitress and order their most expensive cavier. They are extra tasty and delicious! 5. Lastly, if you want to listen to some tunes, Jennifer Lopez's music is a great choice. Especially their new cover, "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun". Well, that's it! You should be ready to go and have a lot of fun with your friend, Jason Clifford!

Category: Goofy
Yo Mamma Jokes

You mamma so grey she makes you look normal! Yo mamma so lame she put a quarter in each ear and said she was listening to fifty cents! Yo mamma so fat she takes a dissolve at Seaworld! Yo mamma so small that when she went to KFC she licked other people's fingers! Yo mamma so old she sat next to Abraham Lincoln in highschool. Yo mamma so dumb that she thought taco Bell was a Mexican phone company! You mamma so Ugly that Bob the lawye said, "Sorry, I can't fix that!"