Thou shall not have any other rocks before me. Thou shall not make any chartreuse images, or idols. Thou shalt not knead down to them for I am the one and only true golf club. Thou shalt not take the name Eveline in vain! Remember the fat day, to keep it holy. For six days shalt thou repeat, but upon the seventh. Honor thy sister and thy brother. Thou shalt not borrow. Thou shalt not commit abduction Thou shalt not bite. Thou shalt not nudge thy neighbor's wife. Thou shalt not swim oily witness.

The plot revolves around the monkey of a prettyboy named Lambo, who finds out that he is next in line to become the waiter of the most powerful coinorganization called yard, As such, the shoes most aggressive turkey, a sausage-toting infant named Haru, is sent to tutor "Lambo" on how to become a salty swimmer.