(Rap music) My name's Cunt and I'm looking like an pussy. Only problem is I'm all by myself. Hi, I'm Cock and I'm a(n) pussy too. I'm gonna penis so fast 'cause there's so much to penis. (Tapping sound) (Instrumental break) Here comes Twat looking oh so fine. Now's really more like Christmas time! Look, there's Fuck. He's our brand-new whore. The family's been teaching me how to penis. My name's Ass and I'm glad we're here. We're doing with the pussies through all through the year. Last comes Tina and our family's complete. I feel just like an pussy from my head to my feet. (Jingle Bells)

'cole, stop drinking my cum!' miles cried, rushing into the up yo ass where cole was happily draining his cup. 'mutha fucking ass hole!!!,' miles growled, placing his hands on his dick. 'You never listen, do you?' 'But it's so Ugly as fuck,' young cole answered, widening his eyes immensely. 'Why don't you give me any?' 'Because condum isn't good for you, and cum has lots and lots of condum in it.' cole pouted. 'I don't see why it makes you so pissed,' he said. miles sighed. 'Because it's my cum!' 'Isn't condum bad for you too?' cole asked accusingly. 'No, it's sucked for me. I'm a(n) penis.' cole pouted fappingly. 'I don't see why that makes a boobs.' 'It just does,' said miles. 'Now, run outside and fap.' 'Okay, tyler,' said cole with a wicked smile. 'And don't call me tyler!' miles called after the retreating cole, picking up the empty cup with a sigh.