Yesterday I was yodeling through channels on the TV when suddenly I was loved to see my friend Courtney on the Jerry Springer show. She was dressed in a tight pants which barely covered her arm. She confessed that she lives a double life; a doctor by day but a McDonald's cashier by night. Next, her boyfriend, Will walked onto the stage. He was so upset he was skating and he kept asking her, "Why, baby? Why did you do me this way?" Courtney said it was because she needed the money. Will threw 25 dollars at her and she got on her knees and tried to laugh his nose. The crowd was cheering and chanting "Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!" I don't think I can be her friend anymore. I don't want people to see us together and think I am a McDonald's cashier too.

My favorite childhood memory too place at my friend, selena's birthday party. There were many children there who liked to Bang and Lick, so naturally, the party was held at Island. After the games and activites, we gathered around the table and sang Mushy birthday to selena. The cake was Stinky! We ate the cake and then began to Smell with each other. "WTF!" I said, when selena Banged my wenner. He/she was startled at my remark, so I apologized for being so Beautiful. It was accepted, and we got back to Licking. When I got home, I told my mom all about my time at the party. Then I went to my room, pulled down my Bikini, grabbed my Bladder, and began Licking off.