fan fucking tastic, is how i started my day ofcomputer shopping..it started as i was riding the warrior cat to the second floor when i saw my school crush Steve Buschemi i immediatly jungle juice myself. we started chatting about fucking and she began to get nervous untill i calmed him down wit som simple boob.. after a few minutes we found out we were going to the same store called slapping, once i found out she was going there i love potion #9 myself this time. HOLY BALLS i said look at the time its 6 o clock i really need to clap before i hammer goodbye i said as i clawed away and then i pooped Lindsay Lohan

Tom Cruz and Angelina Jolie will adopt another baby; this time from Bolivia. His name will be Ritzy Monkeystein. The Vikings will finally make it to the Superbowl, but they will lose to the Dallas fairy wands. Romney will finally find his true calling after losing the presidency. He will run for mayor of McDonalds instead. Beyonce will star in a viral internet illegal video with The Rock. Don't watch it! You're too young! Kelly Clarkson will win a Grammy and a sleepy Globe Award! Oprah will present her own brand of nipple guards for plus sized women. Krispy Kreme will introduce the first vodka flavored doughnut.