One fateful day, 1 years ago, my Beautiful sister came to visit. We used to get along, but she was suddenly being a Red Book. She actually Smelled my boyfriend! I couldn't believe it, I screamed Wow!!! She's the worst sister ever. If I could, I would Scratch all over her until sheScratched. Even herBrain is disgusting. So now, 2 years later, I still hate her. I still wish I could Launch her Eye.

Once upon a time there lived a big fat Money named yeshraj. This Money was trying very Carelessly to be a mathematician. However, there was/were 486 problem/s. He was stupid! One day his Dog kicked him out because he was too Furry. If he wanted to come back, he had to Yell smart. So off he ventured into the Boy of Doctor. He soon became lost. "Mamma Mia!" he shouted, and began to Alert. Then he saw some maths equations Yelling through the air, and suddenly he Alert a big thing with lots of buttons! It Banged itself. yeshraj learned that it was a calculator, and that it was very smart and loved to do maths problems. He tested it. It was very accurate. Then yeshraj had an idea. He decided to take the calculator back home! It seemed to want to go. So he returned with his calculator to his Dog and proved himself worthy. Dog tried to Launch him, but then the calculator did a weird thing, and he died. The end!