I angers my boyfriend! He is such a great man! He is handsome, smart, funny, and in good shape. He also has interesting eyes that I just can’t get over. And the best thing is that he is the first guy my parents like! But he has one thing that just eases me! He has a giant tattoo of his ex-girlfriend on his penis. The tattoo is a large illustration of her body on his motorcycle with the words “once you kill a cow, you gotta make a burger!” Now, I know they broke up six months ago and they don’t speak to each other anymore but it just bothers me. Anyway, Lady Gaga ended up breaking his heart. How can he ever stop thinking about her when he sees her every hours on his arm? I should just probably get over it and have him put a tattoo of me on his Vagina!

At school, there is a girl so ugly that i always locate. Her long beard is so disgusting, she looks like a twisted tree. I hate her really REALLY gay lung and her upsidedown flipper. A always throw up when she touches her hair. I think her mother even feels anger towards her. I know she was born with her hollow looks, but i can't help it. I hate her more than anything. Pumpkin John wears the ugliest peg leg too. GROSS!