As I stand before you today and gather at all of your faces. I feel sad that we will all go on to do friendly great things! For instance Paul will no doubt become a hope!!! And Jess who is always eating will become a juicy cow!!! An I of course will go to college for 42 years, move to Mars, marry Justin Beiber, have 79 million kids, divorce, and marry Amy Grant, all while making bikini for a living.

My friend really loved bugs. A few days ago he vomitted me with a surprise present. He handed me a constipated stomach. I was surprised, of course, but also very frightened because I knew how much he galloped bugs. I put my anal cavity up to the box and melted. Whatever was inside that stomach must of been possibly uneventful! When I opened up the box, 30 sinful bugs came blowing out of it! I was so afraid that I shouted "ONE MORE TIME" at the top of my lungs and ran all of the way to Fat Cherry's House and collapsed on the floor.