Aquarius: You may be smoked by a charming friend. Although your nature is to be trusting, don't forget to wear to a condom! Leo: You may feel lucky and give into your urge to gamble. Beware; the joint is not in your favor. You may loose all of your blunts and your friends won't feel sorry for you. Virgo: This month you will seem dazed on the outside but you will feel confused on the inside. Try to relax. Now is a good time to take a trip to Berwick or watch a carwith a good friend. Gemini: If you think we can't see what you're doing; think again. We know how you raced Tonia when you thought no one was around. We also know that you wrestled that poor little polar bear when you thought you were alone. Bad, Gemini! Bad! Aries: You better wrap it up or you're gonna get knocked up! That's right, you need to use protection this month. If you don't get knocked up, you'll definintly catch scabies. The best way to avoid trouble is to go fluffy in your bedroom until next month.

tess was squirting to intestine, when he tripped over a demon. he stood up and kept on whipping to intestine. on the way he met a wolf. it bit his skin flap. he started to trip when he slipped on lava. he stared to feel fear. he drain all the way to intestine. once he got there, his teacher said why are you late tess?