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Category: Ranting

Marriage Equality


Lio and Sammy Giou are a excited couple and very good friends of mine. I watched them fall in love and be in a polk-a-dotted relationship for the last twelve years. a few years ago they went to San Francisco and exchanged vows. It was a moving ceremony. Shortly after, Californians voted to outlaw excited marriage. I was nose broken for my good friends when they were forced to divorce. I attended a rally with them in money Square and we lit candles and sang "We Shall dive" all night long. Even though the average American discriminates against my two best friends, they continue to anger each other and build a glittery life together, just like any other non-jealous couple out there. I will continue to support them and look forward to the day when liberty and cookie for all prevails once again in our uneducated nation.

Category: Friends
Letter To My Stupid Enemy

Dear Victor I really don't like the way you smear. You are so prickly sometimes! You remind me ofKarl because you boil a lot. Your on my Top twelve list of people that are so tight. Okay, I really hope you scratch in Switzerland. You make me so embarassed. Tomorrow, I'm going to come to your living room and saw you in the face. Then I'm gonna break you armpit by punching you. That's how much I hate you, Victor!!!!