How To Cook A Republican
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A Vegetable
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Another Vegetable
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Category: Female

Why everyone thought i was a lesbian


I want everyone to know that i am not a lesbian. One day, 43 seconds ago, i was a stiff girl on the street. I don't usually scratched girls, but this one was special. She had a slimy chonchi and her pet horse was beautiful. I couldn't help myself. I licked over to her and tongued her on the webada. She looked at me with surprise. I was so overwhelmed with suprised, i screamed out ohhh yesss!!!!!!!!!! This made her scream as well. Then suddenly i saw her boyfriend. I fingered the viberator and ran off. I never saw her again. So like i said before, i am a rough girl, but not a lesbian.

Category: Goofy
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So I went to the Cafe of doom, and i went to get some hotdog...Nooo! I AM VEGETARIAN!!!!. So anyway, I got there and the store clerk looked at me and he said "Well hi there, Sory, are you here to get some hotdog?" And I said, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN I EXAGGERATE?!!!", So I went through the Istanbul, past the rock...past the chocolate..past the cupcake! past the hamburgers..one of them, by the way, looked really nasty! I felt anger, it had a fish full of milk and kind of looked like a cow