One day, Chris decided he wanted to make his penis greener. He went to the local nigger-mart and bought some grape soda injections. He got home excited to try them out. He was about to insert it in his penis, but his pigeon scared the shovel out of him and made him accidentally stab himself in the eyeball. It didn't seem like a big deal, but after 5 days his eyeball started to become gay. He couldn't hide it either. He showed his friend Josh. Josh saw it and shouted "What The Fuck!! What happened to your eyeball?!" This made Chris very bubbly, so he whacked his eyeball and to his surprise, it blasted a beam of soap onto Josh, who then became crappy and died. The End.
Once you were climbing to an island, were you falled your friend kiki on to the boob of an boob to save them from The shade, A.K.A sunny. skylee then falled on the boob of an dog, and got away from this horrible island. shade was put in my bed.