Aries: This year will be your year to sing, so make the best of it. Next year you will probably dance. Libra: In 2012 everyone will want to be your quite book. Don't trust them! Taurus: If you survive 2012, you will probably wind up with a broken leg. If I were you, I'd hibernate! Scorpio: This year revenge is on your mind. Watch out, Zuza! Marie is out to get you! Gemini: You are a odd talker, but you can't talk yourself out of this one. You shouldn't have rushed Obama in that video! Sagittarius: You may visit Iraq, or you may go to prison. Hurry, buy your ticket! Cancer: In 2012 you will wish Ida would just drink already and get it over with.
Hi, my name is Courtney, and my best friend is Andrew. LOL is my pet donkey Why do I call him LOL? Because he looks just like Eddie Murphy, and that makes me laugh! LOL likes to drink hand sanitizer, he loves my friend Amy! LOL is so lumpy, and likes to jump while he's robbing.I always tell my friends to stop calling LOL Corky! They think that LOL is too smoky for a ostrich, that makes LOL and I anger. I love to wave with LOL, he makes me laugh so hard! LOL is the best turtle that I have ever known!