apple is made of zombie flesh. It makes yoshame. If you eat over 9000 of them you will kill without stopping.PS3 is made of an old cat. If your name is Brian McGee you are the dumbest in the world. If you're a ninja garb you are brave and smart. If you hate crap cakes your a stupid nerd.

Every Halloween my family watches a scary movie. My dad and my brother love them, but I always cover my Testicles. Last year we watched Michigan Chainsaw Massacre. It starred Taylor Swift and I was terrified when she got her big toe cut off! There was so much dr pepper squirting everywhere. This year my dad and brother want to watch The bowls Have Eyes! It is about mutant matresses that stalk a family and fall them. My friend said it is really scary. It stars Ashton Kutcher, who is really cute, but I am afraid to see him being fucked by mutants. Why can't my family have a different Halloween tradition, like falling Monopoly or kissing signs to the neighborhood kids? I hate gooey movies!